The Ticketbastard song.

[Bono's Betty]

I found this posted on another web site. I thought some of you might get a laugh.




Unos dos tres catastrophe!!!!

‘Turn it up Sebastian’

Site goes down, it’s dark
There’s turmoil in your head

You can hear your heart
You feel a dread so much stronger than
you thought ,Your eyes are wide
And you sold your soul
It can be bought
But then you start to wonder........

Hello, hello (f#ck that!)
I’m in a place called limbo (ticketbastard!)
I can’t refresh the page as you already know
Can you please help me someone?
I can’t Fail, Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This site is full of holes
As the touts steal the tix
to sell for gold
They laugh as the
Boys play rock and roll
They know they can sell
And take our souls

I can’t stand this page
Would you rather take a cheque?
The girl fromticketbastard
Will have my hands round her neck
Listening to the bullshit
Listening to the bullshit
Ooooon Hold, Ooooooon Hold!

Hello hello (F#ck that)
I’m in a place called limbo (ticketbastard)
A pre-sale code that they say they do not know
Can you please help me someone?

I can't fail!!!, Fail !!!!

site-failure
Oh yeah
Hours of fun…

*Sebastian Clayton vocal* :
none of this, none of this will be yours
none of this, none of this will be yours
none of this, none of this will be yours
Just give me 40 bucks for nothing in return….

Hello hello (f#ck that)
We’re in a place called Limbo (ticketbastard!)
I can’t refresh the page as you already know
Can you please help me someone?

I can feel the life draining out of me, you fuck ups are teaching me how.....

how to scream!!!
SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM !!!!

 

[sue4u2]

that's really clever. and true!!

edited to say: and truly sad if you are one of the people who had to endure it.

 

[Carek1230]

OMG I laughed so hard I think I pissed myself! This is great. I am going to share this with all my Ticketbastard loathing friends! Thanks for sharing this!

 

[one4u2]

 

[waynetravis]

!!!!!

 

[Zooropean103]

I remember that someone even recorded it.

 

[Thora]

That's awesome!

 

[pgv]

Next time I'm on ticketbastard, I will be singing that to myself!

 

[Bono's Betty]

I'm glad you all liked it.

 

[Queen Bee]

OMG I laughed so hard I think I pissed myself!

Ya think?

I remember that someone even recorded it.

Yeah, that was ewen. I'm pretty sure he wrote the lyrics too.

 

[swirling_eddy]

 

[MacHat]

Fantastic!

 

[bonoishot]

OMG *tears

Thats genius

 

[adrball]

someone DEFINATELY recorded this...but I can't find it anywhere.