I stole a roll of yellow caution tape

[Bonochick]

That gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I you, BAW!!!!!!!

I think that might be my favorite episode.

Kramer: "Believe me, George, you can count on Slippery Pete."

That episode also had the Lopper and Elaine and the cake at work.

Kramer: "You know, the police, they found another victim of The Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and it looked a lot like you."

Jerry: "Oh, come on, there's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me."

Kramer: "Not as many as there used to be."



Elaine: "I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people."

 

[BAW]

I thought you'd like that Kat!


I that episode!!!

KRAMER: Well, you know, the police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name.

ELAINE: Really? What're the other titles?

KRAMER: Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of dad.



The Denogginzer!!! Classic!


And Elaine eating the antique cake is SO like something I would have done when I worked in an office

 

[Bonochick]

Char...I've said it before, and I will say it again...we must meet someday!

Jerry: "Son of Dad?"

Kramer: "Yeah. That was my suggestion. It's sort of a catchall."

 

[Edgeman]

I thought this was going to be another Seinfeld quote thread take over.....not a bad thing.

 

[Bonochick]

I thought this was going to be another Seinfeld quote thread take over

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

 

[BAW]

and I'm LOVIN every minute of it - Kramer

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you stink.

 

[BAW]

that's right...you're going to hell

 

[BAW]

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character

 

[Mr. BAW]

I've got to adjust my manzierre!!!

 

[BAW]

Its a BRO!



George: Was gramma a "bosomy"woman?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the sea was angry that day. like an old man returning soup

 

[Bonochick]

"This is all in her mind, okay? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a wacko!"

 

[Bonochick]

Dad just said, "T-bone!"

 

[BAW]

I think we'll call you Koko

 

[Bonochick]

Jerry: "But there's no 'T' in your name. What about G-Bone?"

George: "There's no G-Bone."

Jerry: "There's a G-Spot."

George: "That's a myth!!!"

 

[Bonochick]

This One Is On Right Now...

"I'm not a pimp!!!!!!!"

 

[IWasBored]

 

[Bonochick]

Bob: "What seems to be the problem?"

Jerry : "Well, I want to return this jacket, and she asked me why, and I said for spite, and now she won't take it back."

Bob: "That's true. We can't return an item based purely on spite."

Jerry: "Well, so fine then...then I don't want it, and then that's why I'm returning it."

Bob: "Well you already said spite, so......"

Jerry: "But I changed my mind!"

Bob: "No...you said spite. Too late."

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"well you're just as pretty as the other women... just need a nose job."

 

[Chizip]

"it looks good"

"great job"

"you were butchered"

 

[BAW]

I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house