New album appreciation thread

[IrishDawg]

New Lyrics from latest U2 offering. Stephen A Smith has guest vocal.

Song

"Raising the temperature of the 4 band members souls in the room"

*clingy sounding guitar*

Bono -- 'Oh yeah, you know your heart aches and it breaks. The goal must be soul......Just go down to your knees and pray.........'

*soaring slide guitars, drums thumping louder and louder*

Smith -- 'SLLLLLLLAAAAAAVVVVAAAA MEEEEEDDDDVIDEEEEENKOOOOOOOOOO'

*song comes crashing down in a 30 second wash of guitars, bass, and drums*

Throw some cheese doodles and some slappage of Joakim Noah and you have yourself a hit single.

 

[LMP]

I'M STEPHEN A., JUST SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN BONO
HIS NAME'S ALMOST AS GREAT AS SLAVA MEDVIDENKO
ALL THAT WORK BONO DOES IN AFRICA IS REAL HARD
DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH STEPHON, CAUSE HE'S A DAMN POINT GUARD

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY?

ON BEHALF OF EVERY HERE, I APOLOGIZE WHEN I SAY SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[phillyfan26]

Bono: The city's a flood, and our love turns to rust ...
Stephen A.: I HAVE DECIDED THAT SPENCER HAWES IS A BUST

 

[LMP]

A Bono and Stephen A. duet would be the real life equivalent of GOB and Franklin.

 

[IrishDawg]

Bono: The city's a flood, and our love turns to rust ...
Stephen A.: I HAVE DECIDED THAT SPENCER HAWES IS A BUST

Boner: It's a beautiful day, Don't let it get away
Screamin Stephen: AL HARFORD! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

 

[phillyfan26]

Boner: It's a beautiful day, Don't let it get away
Screamin Stephen: AL HARFORD! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

That doesn't rhyme.

Bono: All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
Stephen A.: AL! BILLY DONOVAN WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU!

 

[IrishDawg]

That doesn't rhyme.

Bono: All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
Stephen A.: AL! BILLY DONOVAN WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU!

But you see, Stephen A has the same magical power that Bono has (rhyming tortoise with voice)

Bono: And your heart beats so slow
Through the rain and fallen snow
Stephen: you're the best forward
Since Slava Medvedenko!

 

[Dorian Gray]

I'm never going to make it to 2008...

 

[Canadiens1131]

Re: Re: New album appreciation thread

I wonder what a gay U2 album would sound like

I think I wrote a mock fanfic called ROBONO* a few years back in PLEBA that explored that exploration.

Bonochick remembers

 

[cobl04]

link please

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yeah, if you don't mind. I mean, I won't make a thing of it but I would be feeling a tad woozy going through the pages of the fiction forum.

 

[silvrlvr]

My favorite is the dance tune featuring Kylie Minogue. I hear she dances with Adam in the video.

 

[shart1780]

Ewwww Kylie is nappy.