BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.
EDGE: Hiya.
MONA: You don't have a--
BONO: Listen, pokeys. I'm the diva here.
MONA: Um....no one said you weren't--
BONO: *taps scepter on floor* I SAID.
MONA: OK fine. Do what you want.
Maybe I should explain....see this week has been kind of OFF fer me. So I decided to take Bono in under my care. This started on Wednesday when I stayed home from school. I had nothing to do all day so Bono came over. Echo has watched this progress. And it hasn't been pretty.
MONA: OK guys, don't mess up the new linoleum....
BONO: *looks around* Who are you talking to?
MONA: ......the camera crew.
BONO: ...what?
MONA: DOOD. "MTV Cribs" is at my house!
BONO: Em....but no one's here except you and me.
MONA: OK well sometimes when no one else is around I talk to myself
GURUECHO: I do that. If no one is there to hear my philosophical--
MONA: Em....but I'm pretending I'm on "Cribs."
Anyway I guess Bono got kind of tired of that. He's been taking over. I mean....he's EVERYwhere.
BONO: Well not....EVERYwhere.
MONA: *sigh* No. Not EVERYwhere.
EDGE: *bluuuuuuuush*
BONO: On with the show! Spectacular Spectacular! *Snap snap!*
EWAN: Em...
BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*
MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.
BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono
?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos
EDGE: Hiya.
MONA: You don't have a--
BONO: Listen, pokeys. I'm the diva here.
MONA: Um....no one said you weren't--
BONO: *taps scepter on floor* I SAID.
MONA: OK fine. Do what you want.
Maybe I should explain....see this week has been kind of OFF fer me. So I decided to take Bono in under my care. This started on Wednesday when I stayed home from school. I had nothing to do all day so Bono came over. Echo has watched this progress. And it hasn't been pretty.
MONA: OK guys, don't mess up the new linoleum....
BONO: *looks around* Who are you talking to?
MONA: ......the camera crew.
BONO: ...what?
MONA: DOOD. "MTV Cribs" is at my house!
BONO: Em....but no one's here except you and me.
MONA: OK well sometimes when no one else is around I talk to myself
GURUECHO: I do that. If no one is there to hear my philosophical--
MONA: Em....but I'm pretending I'm on "Cribs."
Anyway I guess Bono got kind of tired of that. He's been taking over. I mean....he's EVERYwhere.
BONO: Well not....EVERYwhere.
MONA: *sigh* No. Not EVERYwhere.
EDGE: *bluuuuuuuush*
BONO: On with the show! Spectacular Spectacular! *Snap snap!*
EWAN: Em...
BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*
MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.
BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono
?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos