Hearing I'll Go Crazy again tonight, I'm back to being a little "meh" on it. Damn you, live performance! You tricked me into thinking you were good!
But man, am I loving Magnificent.
Yeah, she'll sell herself to the summer night
She'll sell herself to the winter night
One whore
One rate
One night
With or without cock
Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.
For real, the interview is tonight? I'm not sleepy so no matter what my ass is staying up, like it or not.
Also:
Yeah, she'll spread like S.A.R.S. in the summer night
she'll spread like S.A.R.S. in the winter light
as long as someone laughed at it. i guess it's okay if it's just you.
as long as someone laughed at it. i guess it's okay if it's just you.
wait...i'm engaged?This thread is not about your engagement, you're quite lost.
i'll do lyrics for the first track of cockengers as well as the last two tracks.Laz's last two entries (Cock on Earth, With or Without Cock) are now on the site. I had to create the All That You Can't Leave Courtside lyrics page, as no one had written anything for it yet. Now only Cockengers is lyricless.
wait...i'm engaged?
well, i do live in tennessee. the 70s just got here last month.Have you been living under a rock?
Watch out for those bell bottoms.
I keep starting to write about Letterman and then I stop because it'll be too corny, etc.
Are you going to gush about the Cock on the show tonight? Were you moved by BD? I'd love to hear whatever you have to say.
I love corn.
But not creamed corn, which is disgusting.
No, it has nothing to do with U2.
And, just so everyone knows, I sit and read these threads and laugh and my husband just shakes his head.
Ladies and gentlemen, Shuttlecock do proudly present:
Squirtigo
Love, fifteen, thirty, fifty!
Lights go down
It's dark
The theater curtains drawn
The film it starts
I'm feeling so much stiffer
Than I ought
My thighs are wide
Through boxer hole
It has been brought
Her hand can wander
Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
I'm at a place called Squirtigo
Sensation I thought I'd never know
And then you do it faster and I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll
My pants are tight and stained
Lady Friend's sleight of hand
My testes drain
They empty as the boys play "Pride" again
They know they can't grow hair
I won't complain
This film's in 3D
I'm wearing the specs
Girl from my high school
Is giving me a whack
Stroking to the music
Stroking to the music
Woooao
Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
I'm at a place called Squirtigo
Sensation I thought I'd never know
But then you do it faster and I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Just give me a tissue
And no one gets wet
Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
We're at a place called Squirtigo
Lights went down, my zipper low
And then you gave me something
I can feel your hand moving around
Your hand is moving around
And I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!