LP13: Please let something happen.

[bono_man2002]

Ladies and Gentlemen, U2's new single "Glastonbury"!!!!!!

Still hoping its just 10th anniversary U2 iPod Editon with a new remix of Vertigo.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

BOOOOOOOOORlNG!!!!!!

 

[david]

 

[SpiralStaircase]

Oh, now it's some bloke talking to a VERY excited crowd. Excited about a watch. A watch.

 

[DaveC]

I think this watch is completely unnecessary, but holy shit is Apple ever going to sell bajillions of these.

 

[Airseven]

I remember this place when Window In the Skies was released. It was a total whirlwind of posting and confusion and excitement. It was both awesome and hilarious.

I expect that to be the case today if there's a new song.

Let's just hope it's a decent song this time!!

 

[YBORCITY]

UGH!!! screw kevin lynch

 

[xmarcx]

oh lord....

 

[Aardvark747]

Apple Watch - a muggers dream

 

[bump101]

I am going to have a heart attack. Sheesh

 

[Hewson]

Kevin is one sexy devil.

 

[AtomicLemon]

Well, if they wanted to get the U2 fans soaked with anticipation, they've done it.

 

[SpiralStaircase]

Unless this Kevin's just joined U2 I don't give a fish's left tit what he has to say

 

[bono_212]

Moar watch.

 

[SeanEG26]

I mean, surely it's easier to just get out your phone as opposed to plunking down more money on a watch that just does less than a phone anyway, right?

 

[Aardvark747]

I'd prefer Kevin Nash onstage

 

[owl]

A watch demo. Of course.

 

[LadySpinHead]

I love Apple but I'm so freaking bored.

 

[dazzledbylight]

If any of you tell my 10 year old that this iWatch exists, you're out of the will. The kid is obsessed with watches and if he sees this thing...

 

[SpiralStaircase]

*Kevin peels off face and it's actually Larry looking very annoyed*

 

[2861U2]

I am going to have a heart attack. Sheesh

Seriously. Is anyone else sweating?

 

[david]

But does it turn into a ROBOT!!?!?

 

[AtomicLemon]

I'm going to have a drink every time he says "digital crown"..

 

[morgan1098]

How durable is this thing? What if you forget to take it off before washing the dishes?

 

[Aleh_Hewson]

That little balls on the watch are freaking unnerving

 

[prbiker15]

Stream messing with me again. Come on.

 

[DaveC]

Watch out for "force touching" at the Jedi Baths on Dagobah.

 

[owl]

But does it turn into a ROBOT!!?!?

Now that's worth the money.

 

[david]

I was told "force touching" is bad and can land you in jail.

 

[dazzledbylight]

*Kevin peels off face and it's actually Larry looking very annoyed*

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