So this guy tried to steal my welcome mat, and I clocked him with a sock full of nickels, and now the police want to confiscate my dogs. I just ripped off a bunch of skin. I have the bad habit of chewing on my phone.
You all look nice tonight.
The ducks on the painting above my computer just moved.
Damn.
You all look nice tonight.
The ducks on the painting above my computer just moved.
Damn.