sharky
New Yorker
who cares about polls! So based on the trivial stuff, who is going to win?
Weekly Reader -- as someone mentioned in an earlier thread, Weekly Readers have been right since 1950something. The kids there, who are too young to legally vote, voted for Bush.
Family Circle -- cookie contest. The winner here has never lost an election. Laura Bush's cookie recipe beat Theresa Heinz Kerry.
Height -- tall candidates beat the short ones usually [although Bush beat a taller Gore in 2000]
Halloween masks -- since 1980, better selling mask wins the election. Bush is outselling Kerry 55% to 45% [although that's probably because Bush is scary]
Weekly Reader -- as someone mentioned in an earlier thread, Weekly Readers have been right since 1950something. The kids there, who are too young to legally vote, voted for Bush.
Family Circle -- cookie contest. The winner here has never lost an election. Laura Bush's cookie recipe beat Theresa Heinz Kerry.
Height -- tall candidates beat the short ones usually [although Bush beat a taller Gore in 2000]
Halloween masks -- since 1980, better selling mask wins the election. Bush is outselling Kerry 55% to 45% [although that's probably because Bush is scary]