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All too often we rely on steamy pics, suggestive tales of lust and basterdized songs to express our affections. It's time we began letting the boys now how we feel in a simple, direct way.

And what better way to do that than by compsing a love-letter using an online love-letter generator!

Here are some of my creations that I think best express my love, adoration and respect for the boys:

Dearest Adam,

I can imagine myself kissing your squeezable body and slathering
you with various oils and watercrest sandwich. Your theoretical man groove are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your The Pants, bring your light bulb,
and we will celebrate our intense love together.

Yours contagiously,

Gina

Dearest Bono,

I vowed that I would dedicate my powers
To thee and thine -- have I not kept the vow?
With beating heart and streaming eyes, even now
I call the phantoms of our mint potatoes hours
Each from his voiceless vaseline: they have envisioned bowers
Of bizarre zeal or love's delight
Outwatched with me the lugubrious night
They know that never joy illumed my ass
Unlinked with hope that thou wouldst free
Your nothing from a dark slavery

Yours obseqiously,

Gina

This is my favorite:

Dear Adam,

You are a envelopes. Remember the time I saw a seagull fly out of
your ass? You comforted me with your sushi until
I thought I spied your nothing draped across the equator. But
the asphalt still flickers with our bizarre love.

Yours obseqiously,

Gina

Ah yes. Well do I remember the day I saw a seagull fly out of Adam's ass. I'll never forget it. Neither will the seagull, I'm afraid...

Here's the link: http://archive.nandotimes.com/toys/cyrano/v2.1/LoveLetter.html

Enjoy, ladies
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Feel like trash, you make me feel clean...

Drugs are garbage...just REFUSE.
 
Oh jasus


Dearest larry mullen jnr,

I can imagine myself kissing your body and slathering
you with various oils and hot dogs. Your eyes are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your birthday suit, bring your my house,
and we will celebrate our hot love together.

Yours speedingly,

Laura



ROFL
 
OMD! That's so much fun! Here's my poetic love letter to Adam
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Dearest Adam,

I vowed that I would dedicate my powers
To thee and thine -- have I not kept the vow?
With beating heart and streaming eyes, even now
I call the phantoms of our Cookies hours
Each from his voiceless Pants: they have envisioned bowers
Of Satisfying zeal or love's delight
Outwatched with me the Confident night
They know that never joy illumed my Eyes
Unlinked with hope that thou wouldst free
Your Pants from a dark slavery
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Yours Delectably,

Hippy

Too funny!

BTW, IS there a PROPER way to express our love for U2?
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When you've seen beyond yourself
then you may find peace of mind is waiting there
And the time will come when you see we're all one
And life flows on within you and without you.

"You say 'erbs' and we say 'herbs' because there's a fucking 'h' in it!"

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Oh My!! Read my letter, it is toooooo funny!!
My darling Bono,

I am your Caring servant. So you don't like the way I go on
and on about about your Microphone and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your Profound beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your
leather pants, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while
wolfing down red wine.

Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours forever,

Kelly

[This message has been edited by spinninghead77 (edited 03-07-2002).]
 
LMFAO!!!!! OMG!!!!! THAT'S TOO FUNNY!!!! SEAGULLS OUT OF ADAM'S ARSE?!?!?!

ok here's mine:

Dearest Larry Mullen Jr,

I can imagine myself kissing your Snarly body and slathering
you with various oils and Veggies. Your Moobs are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your Mesh shirt, bring your Droooms,
and we will celebrate our Obsessive love together.

Yours stupidly,

Cristy
 
Originally posted by hippyactress:
OMD! That's so much fun! Here's my poetic love letter to Adam
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Dearest Adam,

I vowed that I would dedicate my powers
To thee and thine -- have I not kept the vow?
With beating heart and streaming eyes, even now
I call the phantoms of our Cookies hours
Each from his voiceless Pants: they have envisioned bowers
Of Satisfying zeal or love's delight
Outwatched with me the Confident night
They know that never joy illumed my Eyes
Unlinked with hope that thou wouldst free
Your Pants from a dark slavery
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Yours Delectably,

Hippy

Too funny!

BTW, IS there a PROPER way to express our love for U2?
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Are you implying that my pure expressions of the most precious love I share with the boys is somehow improper? You are?

Ah, well. You're probably right
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Here's some more "pure expressions of my most precious love":

Dearest Larry,

I can imagine myself kissing your elusive body and slathering
you with various oils and vegetarian chili. Your man cleavage are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your nothing, bring your bubble wrap,
and we will celebrate our splendiferous love together.

Yours rythmically,

Gina

And for Edge:

My darling Edge,

I am your bald servant. So you don't like the way I go on
and on about about your guitar pick and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your steamy beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your
beanie, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while
wolfing down fish and chips.

Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours fleetingly,

Gina
 
Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
Originally posted by bono-vox:
Oh jasus


Dearest larry mullen jnr,

I can imagine myself kissing your body and slathering
you with various oils and hot dogs.

ROFL
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LMFAO...now HOT DOGS!?!!!!! After reading this I let out the biggest laugh at my office and I hear my coworker say "What the hell is going on over there!?"

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rofl...sorry i made you laugh girly...hope u didnt get in trouble...i liked birthday suit the best...i bet larry is a huge fan of hot-dogs tho
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Dear Bono,

My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. As
sure as angular momentum is conserved, our Distant love will
endure the entropy of the universe. Your Ass is as moving
as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your Gray Underwear at the
laboratory. We will study your Leather Jacket and analyze the composition
of Moooooofins.

Yours lovingly,

Kelly
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Dear Bono,

My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. As
sure as angular momentum is conserved, our Distant love will
endure the entropy of the universe. Your Ass is as moving
as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your Gray Underwear at the
laboratory. We will study your Leather Jacket and analyze the composition
of Moooooofins.

Yours lovingly,

Kelly
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Hee hee! Composition of moofins!!
 
Mine:

Dearest Bono,

I can imagine myself kissing your Sensual body and slathering
you with various oils and scotch. Your nose are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your ruffly purple shirt, bring your sex,
and we will celebrate our Lusty love together.

Yours passionately,

Ana


*Combusts*

HOO
AHH!
 
Dearest Bono,

I can imagine myself kissing your hot body and slathering
you with various oils and hot syrup. Your inter pantal control are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your nothing, bring your bed,
and we will celebrate our fiery love together.

Yours roughly,

loopy

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What are we going to do now It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and Every book has been read....
 
Originally posted by bono-vox:
rofl...sorry i made you laugh girly...hope u didnt get in trouble...i liked birthday suit the best...i bet larry is a huge fan of hot-dogs tho
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nah, i have a cool and fun office to work in...however when i laugh my coworkers tend to get a bit nosey they always want to know what i am laughing at because they usually want to be apart of the fun..i did not want to show them this...they would have dragged me away to the hospital...lol!
 
Dearest Bono,

I vowed that I would dedicate my powers
To thee and thine -- have I not kept the vow?
With beating heart and streaming eyes, even now
I call the phantoms of our potatoes hours
Each from his voiceless stage: they have envisioned bowers
Of loving zeal or love's delight
Outwatched with me the Intelligent night
They know that never joy illumed my eyes
Unlinked with hope that thou wouldst free
Your leather jacket from a dark slavery

Yours delectably,

Jen

Dearest Adam,

I can imagine myself kissing your thrust body and slathering
you with various oils and bananas. Your smiles are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your nothing, bring your Pants,
and we will celebrate our lustful love together.

Yours passionately,

Jen

Dear Egde,

My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. As
sure as angular momentum is conserved, our dreamy love will
endure the entropy of the universe. Your smiles are as moving
as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your jeans at the
laboratory. We will study your discoboos and analyze the composition
of apples.

Yours romantically,

Jen

My dear Larry,

Please forgive me.

I have been waiting my whole life for a lover as snarly
as you, but I might have offended you by staring so frequently
at your man groove or by telling your mother that she looks like
a motorcycle.

I yearn for your forgiveness! I will make it up to you. I'll
cook, and then we can watch anything you want on TV. Melrose
Place, the Discovery Channel, Inside Edition -- It doesn't
matter. I won't see it. I'll be transfixed by you in your
mesh shirt, munching on your moofins.

Forgive me this time, and our passionate love will last forever.

Yours lustfully,

Jen
LOL! These are too funny!
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My darling larry mullen jnr,

I am your Delightful servant. So you don't like the way I go on
and on about about your drum stick and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your steamy beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your
birthday suit, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while
wolfing down hot dogs.

Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours speedingly,

Laura

wooohooo hooo hooo
 
Hehehehe Gina that is too funny

Dear Bono,

I think I like you, but I am not sure about our passionate
relationship. I do like your seven pound package, and the sight of you
in your Sassy Tassles is better than TV, no, I mean even better than
the Internet. In fact, I will give up netsurfing for a sexy
evening with you. I will bring the Lardence, and you can bring the
Guinness. Or maybe we will go out. Or maybe you will decide.

Yours wontanly,

Daisy

Oh my, I'll bring who???


Dear Larry,

You are a Bus Station. Remember the time I saw a seagull fly out of
your Moobs? You comforted me with your Cake until
I thought I spied your Mesh draped across the equator. But
the asphalt still flickers with our secret love.

Yours sinfully,

Daisy


Dearest The Edge,

I vowed that I would dedicate my powers
To thee and thine -- have I not kept the vow?
With beating heart and streaming eyes, even now
I call the phantoms of our Steak hours
Each from his voiceless Geetar: they have envisioned bowers
Of gentle zeal or love's delight
Outwatched with me the shy night
They know that never joy illumed my Beanie
Unlinked with hope that thou wouldst free
Your bedazzled pants from a dark slavery

Yours bluuuush-idly,

Daisy


And this one truly *scandalized* me

My dear Adam,

Please forgive me.

I have been waiting my whole life for a lover as hansome
as you, but I might have offended you by staring so frequently
at your Upper Arms or by telling your mother that she looks like
a barnyard.

I yearn for your forgiveness! I will make it up to you. I'll
cook, and then we can watch anything you want on TV. Melrose
Place, the Discovery Channel, Inside Edition -- It doesn't
matter. I won't see it. I'll be transfixed by you in your
sarong, munching on your Tamale.

Forgive me this time, and our lusty love will last forever.

Yours smoochably,

Daisy


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Daisy

Uncertainty...it can be a guiding light

AIM: daisyone75

[This message has been edited by daisybean (edited 03-07-2002).]
 
Dear Bono,

My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. As
sure as angular momentum is conserved, our tainted love will
endure the entropy of the universe. Your blue eyes are as moving
as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your long sleeves at the
laboratory. We will study your hair and analyze the composition
of cool whip.

Yours delectably,

Carmella
 
Desperate:

My darling Larry,

I am your sexy servant. So you don't like the way I go on and on about about your Harley and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your dreamy beauty. And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your mesh, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while wolfing down twigs and sprouts.
Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours tastily,

Nicole


Steamy:


Dearest Larry,

I can imagine myself kissing your sexy body and slathering you with various oils and twigs and sprouts. Your moobs are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it through a day without you.
Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your mesh, bring your Harley, and we will celebrate our dreamy love together.

Yours tastily,

Nicole

Intellectual:

Dear Larry,

My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. As sure as angular momentum is conserved, our dreamy love will
endure the entropy of the universe. Your moobs are as moving as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your mesh at the
laboratory. We will study your Harley and analyze the composition of twigs and sprouts.

Yours tastily,

Nicole

Indecisive:


Dear Larry,

I think I like you, but I am not sure about our dreamy relationship. I do like your moobs, and the sight of you in your mesh is better than TV, no, I mean even better than
the Internet. In fact, I will give up netsurfing for a sexy evening with you. I will bring the Harley, and you can bring the
twigs and sprouts. Or maybe we will go out. Or maybe you will decide.

Yours tastily,

Nicole


OK OK I'm done now! lol!

[This message has been edited by clarityat3am (edited 03-07-2002).]
 
Dear Adam,

I think I like you, but I am not sure about our one-sided
relationship. I do like your theoretical man-groove, and the sight of you
in your Pants is better than TV, no, I mean even better than
the Internet. In fact, I will give up netsurfing for a Adamgasmic
evening with you. I will bring the willy, and you can bring the
me. Or maybe we will go out. Or maybe you will decide.

Yours smoothly,

Kristie


HEHEHE


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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Hallelujah Here She Comes, about Adam
 
I just had to get some more Edge letters up here!


Dear Edge,

You are a lotion. Remember the time I saw a seagull fly out of
your green eyes? You comforted me with your data until
I thought I spied your beanie draped across the equator. But
the asphalt still flickers with our bizarre love.

Yours excitedly,

Jennifer

Dear Edge,

My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. As
sure as angular momentum is conserved, our horny love will
endure the entropy of the universe. Your beanies are as moving
as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your bedazzled pants at the
laboratory. We will study your guitar and analyze the composition
of nachos.

Yours Scandalously,

Jennifer


And I must say, I have been laughing my f***ing butt off at these! Hilarious!!!!!
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U2 @ The Blooming Heart
 
My darling Edge,

I am your intelligent servant. So you don't like the way I go on
and on about about your Paris and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your distant beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your
bedazzled pants, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while
wolfing down Irish cheeze.

Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours instantaneously,

Lilly


Dear Larry,

I think I like you, but I am not sure about our stormy
relationship. I do like your mesh, and the sight of you
in your mesh is better than TV, no, I mean even better than
the Internet. In fact, I will give up netsurfing for a snarly
evening with you. I will bring the kitty, and you can bring the
tofu. Or maybe we will go out. Or maybe you will decide.

Yours amazingly,

Lilly



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Proud owner, maker and baker of THE U2 cookies.
 
LMAO!!!! This is great! Here's mine:

Dearest Bono,

I can imagine myself kissing your scintillating body and slathering
you with various oils and smarties. Your ebony tresses are my
anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it
through a day without you.

Please meet me tomorrow dressed in nothing but a smirk, bring your schooner,
and we will celebrate our scandalous love together.

Yours majestically,

Mahalia


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"... move on this moment... follow this feeling"
~* PLEBA-girl powers: ELEVATE!!! *~
** Official Minister of Swagger for L.E.A.T.H.E.R. **
 
Okay, one more before I go home ( I couldn't resist!)

My darling Bono,

I am your glorious servant. So you don't like the way I go on and on about about your shoehorn and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your tempestuous beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you with your rugby ball, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while wolfing down lemons.

Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours Achingly,

Mahalia
 
My darling Larry,

I am your gorgeous servant. So you don't like the way I go on
and on about about your chest and my dog's flea problem? Forgive
me if I digress from the subject of your loving beauty.
And please forgive me if I stare too directly at you in your
mesh shirt, but I have never seen anyone who looks so elegant while
wolfing down vegetables.

Please, oh please, be my love or I won't know what to do.

Yours lustfully,

Gina



Dearest Edge,

I vowed that I would dedicate my powers
To thee and thine -- have I not kept the vow?
With beating heart and streaming eyes, even now
I call the phantoms of our potatoes hours
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Each from his voiceless guitar: they have envisioned bowers
Of adoring zeal or love's delight
Outwatched with me the intelligent night
They know that never joy illumed my green eyes
Unlinked with hope that thou wouldst free
Your bedazzled jeans from a dark slavery
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Yours sweetly,

Gina

Thanks so much for this thread-it cheered me up!

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[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 03-07-2002).]
 
GAH!!! These are all SOOO freaking funny!! I had no idea this would be such a hit!
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I don't think I can top the gems you gals came up with but I'll give it a go, anyway:

My dear Edge,

Please forgive me.

I have been waiting my whole life for a lover as saucy
as you, but I might have offended you by staring so frequently
at your tiny ass or by telling your mother that she looks like
a bedazzled whip.

I yearn for your forgiveness! I will make it up to you. I'll
cook, and then we can watch anything you want on TV. Melrose
Place, the Discovery Channel, Inside Edition -- It doesn't
matter. I won't see it. I'll be transfixed by you in your
tie, munching on your psychadelic mushrooms.

Forgive me this time, and our lugubrious love will last forever.

Yours formidably,

Hallelujah

Not bad. This one's much better, I think:


My dear Bono,

Please forgive me.

I have been waiting my whole life for a lover as insane
as you, but I might have offended you by staring so frequently
at your Bonofur or by telling your mother that she looks like
a moob.

I yearn for your forgiveness! I will make it up to you. I'll
cook, and then we can watch anything you want on TV. Melrose
Place, the Discovery Channel, Inside Edition -- It doesn't
matter. I won't see it. I'll be transfixed by you in your
leopard print thong, munching on your vodka.

Forgive me this time, and our splendiferous love will last forever.

Yours forgetfully,

Hallelujah

Yeah, I feel *REEALLY* bad about calling his mom a Moob. That was just uncalled for
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Feel like trash, you make me feel clean...

Drugs are garbage...just REFUSE.

[This message has been edited by Hallelujah Here She Comes (edited 03-07-2002).]
 
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