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The_Edge89 said:Bono wouldn't make it thru American Idol...because he's Irish!
The_Edge89 said:Bono wouldn't make it thru American Idol...because he's Irish!
That's the reason I expected anyway...
miracledrug83 said:
Funny you should mention that... this year's winner of Australian Idol was actually Irish... he only became an Australian citizen after he won the show. Go figure
Chile said:Sadly, Bono wouldn't make it past the fourth show.
No doubt, there would be a couple Christina Aguilera sound-alikes (minus the four octave range and infinite register) ready to move on...even the boys.
Simon would say "your pitch is off and you have the lung capacity of a chain smoker".
Randy would say "I love you, DOG" and then he would vote Bono off because Randy knows talent like I know how to fly a helicopter.
Paula would vote him off after her offer for a free BJ in the green room was rebuffed by Sir Bono moments earlier.
but the BJ offer would still be available.
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?corianderstem said:His charisma would make Paula melt into a puddle of goo.
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon: What the hell was that?
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono? I don't know if that was quite the right song for you to sing. Do you know any love songs? Maybe you could sing a love song to me...
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy: *calls Security to have him removed*
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon: What the hell was that?
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono? I don't know if that was quite the right song for you to sing. Do you know any love songs? Maybe you could sing a love song to me...
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy: *calls Security to have him removed*
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon: What the hell was that?
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono? I don't know if that was quite the right song for you to sing. Do you know any love songs? Maybe you could sing a love song to me...
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy: *calls Security to have him removed*
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Well it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
Imagine if Elevation had never been released, and Bono auditioned and sang it:
Bono: A MOLE! Digging in a HOLE! Digging up my SOUL! Now going down, EXCAVATION! I and I in the SKY! You make me feel like I can FLY! So HIGH! EL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
Simon: What the hell was that?
Bono: I wrote it myself
Simon: It's absolutely dreadful. "A mole digging in a hole"? What are you, seven?
Bono:
Paula: Bono... Can I call you Bono? I don't know if that was quite the right song for you to sing. Do you know any love songs? Maybe you could sing a love song to me...
Bono:
Randy: What was that? We're you trying to rap? I'm sorry dog, I don't think rap's quite the right thing for you.
Bono: *goes into a speech about Africa*
Simon, Paula, and Randy: *calls Security to have him removed*
CKONE said:American Idol is not fit or worthy of being used in the same sentance as Bono!
jimmmm said:Absolutely, shame on whoever started such a thread!