A message from the Office of U2 Security...

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the office seems to be having some bandwith problems... it appears as if we've grown a bit too fast...

the office is currently looking into switching to a new website, however seeing as the esteemed director of u2 security is currently piss ass broke, that won't be happening for at least another few weeks, when the esteemed director gets his next esteemed pay check

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

test

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Comming soon to The Office...

The Office Archives...
The Esteemed Director's weekly editorial...
An "exclusive interview" with a mysterious man named "The Corner" who claims to be Cousins with The Edge...
New site layout! Woooo...

Stay tuned... spread the disease...

 

[dazzledbylight]

site, text & banner

 

[babyman]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

http://forum.interference.com/t88908.html

 

[InALittleWhile9]

The level is at 'Guarded' now? That's so sad...And to think, the album was supposed to be out yesterday.

 

[innocent_eyes]

After the tour news is spread around, i think the level of new album security will be "ELEVATED" LOL!!! ;-)

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

a message from the office of u2 security...

an important announcement regarding these latest developments is to be made tonight at 8:00pm eastern time...

stay tuned...

 

[innocent_eyes]

Gahhh!!! I'll be in class! wanna shoot me an e-mail in the next 3 minutes, i have class at 7, and my lips WILL be sealed!!!!

tahxn headache!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

***BREAKING NEWS FROM THE OFFICE OF U2 SECURITY***
March 10, 2004- Due to specific information The Office has recieved regarding potential 18 month world tours begining in February 2005, the Office of U2 Security has decided to RAISE the U2 Album Advisory System Threat Level from Blue, or Guarded Level, to Yellow, or Elevated Level. This in no one implies that the release of a new U2 album is imminent. However, the increased chatter level has led the office to believe that the chances of said new U2 album arriving sooner as opposed to later have increased. Remember to take all the neccesary precautions, and stay tuned to The Office of U2 Security for further updates.

 

[InALittleWhile9]

What are these 'necessary precautions' you speak of?

 

[Numb1075]

Precautions: Save your $$$ and make no plans from feb 05 and beyond as you will not want to miss U2 when they come to your neck of the woods

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

duct tape... lots and lots of duct tape

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

things may be getting interesting around the ole "Office"

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

A message from the Office of U2 Security...

HUGE DEVELOPMENTS COMMING REGARDING THE FUTURE OF THE OFFICE OF U2 SECURITY

In the comming days, The Esteemed Director of U2 Security will be bringing you some BIG news regarding the future of "The Office" as well as the World Famous U2 Album Advisory System...
What could this news be?
A new page design?
A new logo?
No more bandwith problems?
A move to a new, well known host?
All of the above?
Stay tuned...

 

[Chizip]

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

This is great stuff. I mean what a better way to pass the time waiting for this album!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The Office v. 2.0 is comming...


Be afraid... Be very afraid...

 

[Kate1]

OK then

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

We will now be elevated to an orange u2 album alert. As a reminder, this in no way means that a U2 album is imminent, or that we have any specific information regarding a U2 album. But due to increased chatter regarding said U2 album, we will be on the orange u2 album alert until further notice. Please refer to your U2 Album Advisory System color chart for further information. Thank you.

The U2 Album Advisory System is one year old today

They grow up so fast.

 

[Popmartijn]

Headache, I see that the alert level is still red. Does this mean another new U2 album is coming soon? I mean, the November release is already 2 months old, so shouldn't the advisory system reflect new albums?

 

[tarquinsuperb]

Congrats on your birthday!
I am sure the next four years will just fly by (I don't know whether that's sarcasm or not)

 

[Numb1075]

Congrats Headache. I didn't get the birthday party invitation....Chucky Cheese perhaps?

 

[FullonEdge2]

OMG!11!!!!!!11 WHAT IF I HAIT DA NEXT ALBIM ?!1!!!!1!!11 I WILL STIL LISSEN BUT OMG!11!!! WHAT IF I HAIT IT?!1!!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Headache, I see that the alert level is still red. Does this mean another new U2 album is coming soon? I mean, the November release is already 2 months old, so shouldn't the advisory system reflect new albums?

point...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ok i've officialy celebrated the birthday of the office of u2 security at my favorite local bar... D.S. Shanahan's in Kings Park, New York... and on top of everything, it was wing night

Wing Night = all you can eat wings + all you can drink domestic bottles for 18 bucks for 2 hours...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Headache, I see that the alert level is still red. Does this mean another new U2 album is coming soon? I mean, the November release is already 2 months old, so shouldn't the advisory system reflect new albums?

'cause someone around here thinks he's a little wisenheimer, i have added a new "level" of alert...

Technically there's no new album on the slate for a few more years, but then again it's just waaay too busy in the U2 camp to slip the Advisory System down to Green. This is the ultimate time for U2 fans... a year long celebration of all things U2, before we slip back into the pre-album doldrums. Enjoy.

 

[JOFO]

A message from the Office of U2 Security...

HUGE DEVELOPMENTS COMMING REGARDING THE FUTURE OF THE OFFICE OF U2 SECURITY

In the comming days, The Esteemed Director of U2 Security will be bringing you some BIG news regarding the future of "The Office" as well as the World Famous U2 Album Advisory System...
What could this news be?
A new page design?
A new logo?
No more bandwith problems?
A move to a new, well known host?
All of the above?
Stay tuned...

what about free candy?

 

[Popmartijn]

'cause someone around here thinks he's a little wisenheimer, i have added a new "level" of alert...

I noticed this yesterday. Excellent description of the security level!







Marty