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What if I punched you right in the dick?

How many times do the mods have to tell you....just because a person does not post in a thread often does not mean they don't read your posts. My Super Bowl prediction - Vikings eek out a win over the St. Louis Cardinals, winning by a score of 4-0.

Wtf?

Fuck. Does anyone know Jeff George's phone #?

First of all, I don't want any of my young Skins fans to die, so, find a way to placate this psycho. Also, I assume No Spoken Wanker would agree about EPAA and 7/4.

My thoughts on alters: Go fuck yourselves.

Hey, Andy Reid, you fat fuck. I can't wait to beat the living shit out of your squad. How're the kids doing, Bloatus?

Would you like it if I kicked you out of the Redskins Youth Academy, suck-fuck? Is that what you want?

You little Emo pansy.

You probably should shut up, son.

And like you. Fans like you are the real future of the franchise. How's the working out coming along? You ready to enter the new Redskins Youth Academy?

You're not gonna have any teeth left if you don't report to mini-camp on time.

Virginia for now. Study the playbook as you run.

Now THAT'S better.

I'm running a football team here, though, and I'm trying to train LemonMelon to become one of us. He's a bit on the frail side, sure, but he makes up for his effete build with guts, moxy and brains. But when he engages in smack talk, he loses focus. I do not know what I'm talking about, but...

Tone down the snarkiness, son, before I make you do 50 laps around the state of Virginia.

Man up for once in your life.

You're a piece of crap, son.

I'm going to make the Cowboys, Giants and Eagles pay first. Then maybe I'll turn my attention to this Aidan pinko lunatic and put a stop to his propaganda.

:lock:

who is a lefty in all senses of the word

Aidan, I dislike you, but, I can sort of see where you're coming from, yeah.

I need to learn to keep up with the techno-speak. That photo you have, the one with that chick licking Tony the Tiger, that's pretty groovy. You've got spunk, kid.

Those who can't do, teach, bitch. I'm lefthanded.

Owned. Pwned? What do the kids say? I'm just getting used to the power of the information super highway.