Upcoming Films of Disinterest

[No spoken words]

That Popeyes commercial is hilarious and you know it.

It took my mind off of Reggie Miller.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh, and Impy calls me "jew bag" so that's nice.

It can always be changed to Jewbacca, if you prefer.

 

[LMP]

Honestly, it has its charms but it suffers from a pretty weak lead cast, which is one of the reasons I think this remake could actually be worthwhile, because it takes a decent concept that didn't quite fly the first time around and improve on it, that and Craig Gillespie is a more talented director than Holland (the director of the original).

Perhaps it's marketing, I don't know, but tonally it comes across as a more self-serious film than the original. The original isn't any sort of benchmark for the genre, though it's still a fairly light and enjoyable vampire flick with some dark undertones.

 

[u2popmofo]

It can always be changed to Jewbacca, if you prefer.

Somehow that sounds even more racist in Japanese.

 

[Lancemc]

It's somewhat sad this already has more pages after a few hours than Upcoming Films of INTEREST.

 

[LMP]

The power of CLICKS!

 

[No spoken words]

It can always be changed to Jewbacca, if you prefer.

Let's roll with neither.

 

[bono_man2002]

I was disappointed because I thought the battles between the Autobots and Decepticons were almost impossible to follow. Should have been the absolute highlight, those battles, and instead they were indecipherable.

Yeah too much going on. One of the better ones comes from the second one where its Optimus Vs The Decepticons.

Friggin Pap Smear

 

[powerhour24]

Well Lance, a lot of that gets rolled into the Random thread, which is kind of where we dump the news by default, and paradoxically a lot of it has ended up in here.

 

[Jive Turkey]

It's somewhat sad this already has more pages after a few hours than Upcoming Films of INTEREST.

I was thinking the same thing. what a load of negative fuckwads we are.

That said, there hasn't been a ton of shitting on upcoming movies in here

 

[LMP]

Let's roll with neither.

Laz picks up on the scent of anti-semitism like hipster to a turkey burger.

 

[No spoken words]

Yeah too much going on. One of the better ones comes from the second one where its Optimus Vs The Decepticons.

The battles are better in the animated film, sadly.

Optimus.

 

[No spoken words]

Laz picks up on the scent of anti-semitism like hipster to a turkey burger.

Which is awesome, because:

A) He's Jewish

B) His name is 100x more ethnic than mine

C) He's so very fucking frugal

But whatever makes him happy, I tolerate.

 

[u2popmofo]

Laz picks up on the scent of anti-semitism like hipster to a turkey burger.

Cow beats turkey every time.

 

[LemonMelon]

Which is awesome, because:

A) He's Jewish

B) His name is 100x more ethnic than mine

C) He's so very fucking frugal

But whatever makes him happy, I tolerate.

He stands in front of boats with such disdain because they're too fucking expensive.

What a nice twist.

 

[bono_man2002]

The battles are better in the animated film, sadly.

Optimus.

 

[u2popmofo]

 

[No spoken words]

He stands in front of boats with such disdain because they're too fucking expensive.

What a nice twist.

 

[No spoken words]

I mean, the movie is.....you know....not good.....but when fucking Autobots start, like, dying in the beginning....it was a shock.

Hot Rod was and always will be an asshole.

 

[Jive Turkey]

But it does have muuuaaaahaaaaaa unicron going for it

 

[No spoken words]

Oh boy, does it ever:

 

[u2popmofo]

 

[No spoken words]

Ha ha, nice.

 

[powerhour24]

 

[bono_man2002]

Hot Rod ruined my childhood.

YouTube - Transformers - Universal Greeting

 

[Jive Turkey]

I remember the Christmas I got Omega Supreme. Good times

 

[No spoken words]

He ruined everyone's. Even the elderly, somehow, had their childhood fucked up once this film was released.

Hey, Hot Rod, YOU CAUSED OPTIMUS PRIME TO DIE YOU FUCKING PRICK. I feel better now.

 

[powerhour24]

I guess I'm the only one 'round these parts that just wasn't into Transformers as a kid.

 

[u2popmofo]

I guess I'm the only one 'round these parts that just wasn't into Transformers as a kid.

As long as you liked GI Joe, He-Man, or GoBots, we're ok.

 

[bono_man2002]

This is also pretty cool. YouTube - How Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Should Have Ended