Reggo
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I've been told one way to make sure they never knock on your door again is to open it naked, covered in something red, holding a dead chicken...
"Oh sorry, we were just in the middle of conducting a satanic ritual... say, neither of you are virgins, by any chance...?"
Maybe that was the JWs...
You don't even have to go that far, just when they ask, "Have you found Jesus?" Open the door naked and say, "No, come in and help me find him!"