lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
Yeah, I know. Two Cocks Beat By One.
I just hope they mix up the set lists this time.
Has anyone heard if the tour is going to be a big elaborate show like they did on the CockMart tour? Or are people saying it will be more toned down, with just Boner marching on stage with his cockflag like in the old days? I'm fine with either. I just hope they mix up the set lists this time.
Somedays Cock's Better Than Others?
I hope Harry Muffin Jr. isn't a giant pussy this tour and doesn't let his poor, poor widdle back prevent Shuttlecock from playing harder songs like "Until the End of the Match" or "11th Set Hit Cock."
Love and Peace or Cock was a favorite of mine for the last tour. The way Boner beats off that drum... priceless.
Yeah, like Until the End of the Match is a difficult song to play. C'MON!
Yeah, like Until the End of the Match is a difficult song to play. C'MON!
Even though I enjoy the song, I still find it a bit ironic that 20+ years later the band is ripping off the bands they talked major shit on in the early days of their career. And when I say "they", I mean Boner. Dude won't shut up.
As requested:
Where the Cocks Have No Game
I wanna serve
I want to dive
I wanna tear down the court
That holds cocks inside
I wanna reach out
And smash the frame
Where the cocks have no game
....
Oh, and I see our cocks
See our cocks turn to hay
Oh, we're beaten and owned by the racquet
Owned by the racquet
Oh, when I charge in
I charge in with you
That's just what we do.
I think it's safe to say that Laz is officially Interference's Cockmaster.
Someone needs to send him a trophy. A highly questionable trophy.
I think it's safe to say that Laz is Interference's official Cockmaster.
Someone needs to send him a trophy. A highly questionable trophy.
I prefer "Le Coq Sportif".