I like to imagine the computer looks like a slot machine with a handle and everything.
This is what I've been imagining too.
I like to imagine the computer looks like a slot machine with a handle and everything.
And I just realised I'm using Explorer, not Firefox.
Why is it so cold and rainy and windy here? I was led to believe it was going to be warm.
KILL WITH FIRE(fox).
Lawl lawl lawlz.
You have Wellington's weather.
You have Wellington's weather.
does thet mean I heve to steart calling everyone bro?
Or cuz, bro.
Sweet as.
Sweet as.
It's supposed to be 20 degrees here, accounting for windchill.
Nope.
Edit: I tell I lie, that was Paraparaumu. It's 13 degrees here, windchill included. I'd believe that.
Haha, nice.
We're "heavy rain periods" and 19. Tomorrow is "windy and showers" and 19. I think somebody just lifted up Melbourne and parked it in the Hutt Valley or the Wairarapa.
Chooooooooooooooooice.
Choice ai.
ELVIS!
vanilla ice cream
ELVIS!
got on his knees
ELVIS!
The bumper stickers
ELVIS!
I remember staying in Lower Hutt? Felt like we were going to get our hubcaps stolen.
I remember staying in Lower Hutt? Felt like we were going to get our hubcaps stolen.
fuck, you beat me to it Ian.
I bet you're soo glad you spent that extra coinage just to have us waste it.
The white knickers?
It's 22 in Auckland and feels like 20.
Colour me temporarily homesick.
For the record, I have never said 'choice' in that context in my life.
Do I have to surrender my Kiwi citizenship now?
Aw, I've only five minutes left.
Someone change my life in that time.
Bastard. The weather you're experiencing there in Wellington is making ME temporarily homesick. I want my cold summers.
Ian, would you marry me?