Galeongirl
Galeonbroad
1. When I'm sick, I often exaggerate it and use it as an excuse to be lazy as hell.
2. My mom found two used condoms in the backseat of her car....
... did I mention that I drove her car last?...
3. I share my beer with my doggy. I also share my pot with my doggy. My doggy and I get shitfaced together.
That last part, mm.. if I ever make a spacecake I'm definately feeding some to my cat. it'll be my friends' totally awesome chocolate cake so she can't have too much.. So looking forward to that.