Shitterton, Dorset Superthread

[Axver]

Seriously. Don't even joke about that shit. That happened to a friend of mine.

... really?

 

[the tourist]

ohh, okay. i was figuring you meant like you guys went and someone got sick or whatever and you didn't get to go.

No. My family's just a little slow at birthdays. Remember what I got?

 

[the tourist]

... really?

Yeah. He called it his "decapitation." Took off a little under a centimeter of the tip. The fucker got too close to a passing train cuz he was a bit insane.

 

[Axver]

Ooh, women's synchronised diving is on now.

 

[The Sad Punk]

You better watch out for that, Ax.

 

[Axver]

Yeah. He called it his "decapitation." Took off a little under a centimeter of the tip. The fucker got too close to a passing train cuz he was a bit insane.

Holy fucking shit. I thought I'd heard it all when it came to railway stuff! Did he lose any other body parts?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

People should always keep their delicate bits away from trains.

 

[the tourist]

Holy fucking shit. I thought I'd heard it all when it came to railway stuff! Did he lose any other body parts?

Well, his left nipple ring ripped out. Poor bastard. Penis tip and nipple. Ripped right through his skinny jeans and pink puffy coat.

 

[Serena Vox]

Tylenol PM, the other cure for what ails me!

 

[The Sad Punk]

What was he doing so close to a moving train?

 

[the tourist]

What was he doing so close to a moving train?

Being on acid.

 

[Serena Vox]

Well, his left nipple ring ripped out. Poor bastard. Penis tip and nipple. Ripped right through his skinny jeans and pink puffy coat.

 

[the tourist]

To which part? The incident or the clothes?

 

[Serena Vox]

What was he doing so close to a moving train?

I had friends that used to be dumb enough to actually grab onto the side of it whilst moving slowly. What would they have done if it sped up?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Being on acid.

God, sorry to hear about that. I figured it might have been something like that. A friend of my mate's got hit by a car when he was shrooming, dead.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

No. My family's just a little slow at birthdays. Remember what I got?

yeah. that's still really fucking lame. makes me want to beat up your parents or something.

 

[Serena Vox]

To which part? The incident or the clothes?

The incident. Holy shit that sucks. I'm sorry.

 

[the tourist]

yeah. that's still really fucking lame. makes me want to beat up your parents or something.

Eh, whatever. It's just a birthday. My lady took me to see The Dark Knight in iMax and took me to (har har) Outback Steakhouse. I may be mistaken, but I believe our waiter's name was André.

 

[the tourist]

The incident. Holy shit that sucks. I'm sorry.

Yeah. It did. He's kind of a jackass, though. But I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Eh, whatever. It's just a birthday. My lady took me to see The Dark Knight in iMax and took me to (har har) Outback Steakhouse. I may be mistaken, but I believe our waiter's name was André.

Did he have a fro?

 

[the tourist]

Did he have a fro?

No, but he had curly hair and glasses.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

oh shit. someone on interference just got an email from me about a job listing i forgot what was in my clipboard.

 

[Axver]

Well, his left nipple ring ripped out. Poor bastard. Penis tip and nipple. Ripped right through his skinny jeans and pink puffy coat.

Good god, he's lucky to be alive!

 

[Serena Vox]

Yeah. It did. He's kind of a jackass, though. But I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Yeah, regardless, I wouldn't either.
The shit drugs do to people.

 

[Axver]

Eh, whatever. It's just a birthday. My lady took me to see The Dark Knight in iMax and took me to (har har) Outback Steakhouse. I may be mistaken, but I believe our waiter's name was André.

Shit, you found me.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Eh, whatever. It's just a birthday. My lady took me to see The Dark Knight in iMax and took me to (har har) Outback Steakhouse. I may be mistaken, but I believe our waiter's name was André.

yeah, but still. that's nice that she did something nice for you.

 

[Serena Vox]

No, but he had curly hair and glasses.

Whoops. How did that clone of him get loose?

 

[The Sad Punk]

The shit drugs do to people.

Choosing the right location is a big part of using hallucinogens, I suppose.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Whoops. How did that clone of him get loose?

I want an Axver clone!

 

[the tourist]

Whoops. How did that clone of him get loose?

The naked one chained up in your bed?