In geek rap, the only bling is the tape on one's glasses. The kind of tape used determines your level of cool.
Scotch Tape: Welcome to Loser City...population, NERD!
Electrical Tape: You might have a couple groupies if your parents would extend your curfew.
Masking Tape: You are finally getting some proper recognition for something besides your spelling bee trophies.
Duct Tape: You are so wicked fresh! Just don't let designer highwaters and drinking Shirley Temples with Bill Gates cause you to forget your roots!