IO: Pippin's a thief

[cell]

so i was sitting at home reading my newspaper and pippin jumps onto my lap. at first im thinking aaaaawww she's reading the paper with me then after 30 seconds, she bites the papers, then jumps off my lap running away from me. im yelling HEY!! come back here you thief!! and daisy's just laughing at me cuz im like really mad. then pippin just lays on the paper, rolling around on it, then as if by magic, she's rollled up in the newspaper. she's glaring at me as if to say...this is mine now so ha.

 

[Bonochick]

You should send tiny dancer's mean ham loaf after her...that will teach her a lesson!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Cats can be little bitches, but they're so cute which is why we don't kill their furry asses.

Mia puked all over my bed night before last. She's lucky I have a comforter with a slick material so it was easy to clean.

 

[cell]

yeah, my mom keeps telling me she has issues because she was taken from her mother at such a young age. so she steals because she's adopted...oi

 

[Bonochick]

Whiskers has puked on many things in my room...including U2 books.

 

[Doozer61]

i don't live with anything that can puke

 

[beegee]

lucy attacked and bit into a brand new bag of hamster chips yesterday.

she was awfully surprised to end up with a mouthful of cedar shavings.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I thought you title referred to Scotty Pippen, the former basketball star...sorry.

 

[Sicy]

Today my neighbors cat bit into a bottle of bleach and started foaming at the mouth
My neighbor was completely freaking out. Luckily he is ok but... um yeah..

 

[Bonochick]

Chloe's favorite thing to do now is remove all of the fake flowers from the Barbie Dream House's flowerbeds...and leave them scattered all over the house.

It's so cute to see her carry those flowers around...even up and down stairs......but so annoying!!!!!!! mad:

She's ruined/lost so much of my Barbie stuff.