io: funny bad spam

[melon]

Yes...today I got an e-mail from Break_The_Walls_With_Your_Big_Johnson@hotmail.com with an equally uncreative subject, "Break the Walls With Your Big Johnson." It's good for a laugh, but who the hell would click on this?

What's some other bad / funny spam you've received?

Melon

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I keep getting advertisements with the word OK Computer in them. Not so much anymore though.

 

[Sicy]

LMAO melon I went to look in my junk mail box and guess what I saw??

I dont have a Big Johnson

 

[Angela Harlem]

I don't get anything interesting

Its all "Angelahralem, increase your penis size!"
"Get out of debt!"
"find out what your CIA record says!"
"your password" -usually from a DAEMON acc
"barnyard ******* /anything along the lines of sex with animals or romping in a barn"
"got mortgage problems?"
"get rid of credit card debt!"
"keep her happier, for longer"

penises and boobies.

Its a common theme. And debt. Sure, I'll just send along all my bank details in a return email.

Sure!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

a lot of animal (bestiality) porn comes to my account, and im left wondering why.

 

[nbcrusader]

From my Yahoo junk mail box today:

You Are A Winner Congratulations You Are A Winner
Cash Quick Borrow more money on less income
Richard Feltner Girls Gone Wild DVD
Healthy_Smile Instant Dental Coverage with 3 Months No Charge!
Crew Tacos, Nachos, Burritos On Us!

 

[Angela Harlem]

i just deleted 224 of them before

penises

boobies

sex

hot nekkid college girls

come see my live webcam

 

[tiny dancer]

I wish I got funny spam.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

come see my live webcam

ok

 

[ABEL]

I got the same e-mail too

hotmail


the funniest e-mail I ever got, a while back, was an ad for Viagra and Gas Masks in the same ad....I think the heading was something like "Protect your family"

 

[Screaming Flower]

i get nasty sounding incent porn. and tons of lolitas doing inappropriate things to each other. and lots of penis stuff.

 

[melon]

I almost want to ask why I would want to break the walls with my big Johnson? I think the last thing that would be romantic is to have the woman bleed to death and/or develop an infection. But, considering that babies come out of there, not to mention the kinds of things that pornographers put up in there, I don't think any guy could "break the walls."



Melon

 

[Screaming Flower]

omg. that second sentence, despite being kind of gross, made me LMAO!

 

[melon]

 

[ABEL]

 

[Screaming Flower]

freak





!

 

[Basstrap]

I don't know why it's permitted to happen
I mean, some of the stuff is illegal!!!

 

[zonelistener]

i get nasty sounding incent porn. and tons of lolitas doing inappropriate things to each other. and lots of penis stuff.

You open the e-mails?

 

[Lilly]

nothing illegal ever happens here.

*drinks beer*

 

[Salvador]

ey gots a ee mal dat sed i wond monee

 

[MrBrau1]

I get an offer to buy hot Russian brides. I'm thinking about doing it cause they're only $200 and my apartment is a mess.

 

[Sicy]

*rates thread 5 penis's... I mean stars

 

[cell]

when i read the thread title, i thought it said bad sperm.

 

[meegannie]

I find this thread offensive.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

want some alcohol in that care package wife?

nothing illegal ever happens here.

*drinks beer*

course not

 

[MrBrau1]

Oh, I've also been getting many emails about getting my septic tank serviced, but I don't own a home.

 

[~fairy_girl~]

i used to get hundreds of emails like that on my old hotmail account ...


since i got a non-hotmail account i have had NO spam at all


i think its hotmail - the source of all evil

 

[daafish]

Yes...today I got an e-mail from Break_The_Walls_With_Your_Big_Johnson@hotmail.com with an equally uncreative subject, "Break the Walls With Your Big Johnson." It's good for a laugh, but who the hell would click on this?

What's some other bad / funny spam you've received?

Melon

I just looked at my hotmail account and I got the same one along with:
Enlarge_Your_Tool_Guaranteed_Or_Your_Money_Back@hotmail. comwith the same subject as this user name.

Make_Her_Choke_On_Your_Giant_Knob@hotmail. com with yet again the same subject title as the user name

Subject: Be A Bedroom Hero, A True Warrior Of Sex

Watch_us_lick68@hotmail. com...can you guess the subject title???

good thing I dont use hotmail as a source for my email.

 

[irelandwhispers]

I never get spam in hotmail. Never ever ever. And that's the e-mail service I've used the longest.

 

[irelandwhispers]

The secret is to get a separate e-mail address to use when you sign up for junk, because that's where spammers get your address from. I get tons of spam in my sign-up-for-junk address and only give out my personal hotmail address to people I actually want e-mail from. Works great for me. Actually, I have two different sign-up-for-junk addresses...one for stuff I really don't care about and one for services I use, like my webmaster tools sites and snapfish.