ask whortense (or how i learned to stop worrying & love the "sunday night sex show")

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

ask whortense (or how i learned to stop worrying & love the "sunday night sex show")

okay peeps...

i'm in a mood for questions. i'm sure you might have various questions, like "how do i pleasure my man with $3.50?"

so ask, before i start losing interest.

:angry:

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Jan 16, 2003

whortense, i have this annoying red rash on my eyelid.

how did i get it, and what do i do the ensure it never happens again?

Bonochick · Jan 16, 2003

When and where will John and I get married?

Zoomerang96 · Jan 16, 2003

whortence waffen ss wiffen waffen:

during the second world war, did you have close ties with the german government?

ACROB@T · Jan 16, 2003

Whortense...based on the clues listed below, who owns the Zebra? time is not of the essence

-There are five houses.
-Each house has its own unique colour.
-All house owners are of different nationalities.
-They all have different pets.
-They all drink different drinks.
-They all smoke different products.
-The English live in the red house.
-The Swedes have a dog.
-The Danes drink tea.
-The green house is on the left side of the white house.
-They drink coffee in the green house.
-The people who smoke untipped cigarettes have birds.
-In the yellow house they smoke tipped cigarettes.
-In the middle house they drink milk.
-The Norwegians live in the first house.
-The person who smokes a pipe lives in the house next to the house with cats.
-In the house next to the house where they have a horse, they smoke tipped cigarettes.
-The person who smokes cigars drinks beer.
-The Germans smoke herbal cigarettes.
-The Norwegians live next to the blue house.
-They drink water in the house next to the house where the person smokes a pipe.

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
whortense, i have this annoying red rash on my eyelid.

how did i get it, and what do i do the ensure it never happens again?

you probably touch your eyes too much. also, you might be getting an allergy to a certain kind of makeup.

:angry:

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

Bonochick said:
When and where will John and I get married?

dawling...you'll get maaried sometime and somewhere in the future!

:sexywink:

Bonochick · Jan 16, 2003

That answer sucked.

Okay...what will my next job be?

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

Cow of the Seas said:
whortence waffen ss wiffen waffen:

during the second world war, did you have close ties with the german government?

i'm just a girl.

:sexywink:

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

ACROB@T said:
Whortense...based on the clues listed below, who owns the Zebra? time is not of the essence

-There are five houses.
-Each house has its own unique colour.
-All house owners are of different nationalities.
-They all have different pets.
-They all drink different drinks.
-They all smoke different products.
-The English live in the red house.
-The Swedes have a dog.
-The Danes drink tea.
-The green house is on the left side of the white house.
-They drink coffee in the green house.
-The people who smoke untipped cigarettes have birds.
-In the yellow house they smoke tipped cigarettes.
-In the middle house they drink milk.
-The Norwegians live in the first house.
-The person who smokes a pipe lives in the house next to the house with cats.
-In the house next to the house where they have a horse, they smoke tipped cigarettes.
-The person who smokes cigars drinks beer.
-The Germans smoke herbal cigarettes.
-The Norwegians live next to the blue house.
-They drink water in the house next to the house where the person smokes a pipe.

honor? de ballsack

it was so simple that you could have figured it out yourself.

:angry:

Calluna · Jan 16, 2003

Whortense, this is really more of a request than a question. I think that you or one of your glamourous sisters should start a journal detailing your exploits and adventures. Im sure it would be a fascinating read.

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

Bonochick said:
That answer sucked.

or it was so brilliant that it went over your head.

:angry:

Okay...what will my next job be?

you want to work in frankenmuth, scavenging out baked potatoes that senior citizens didn't eat, and reusing them.

(michigan joke)

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

Calluna said:
Whortense, this is really more of a request than a question. I think that you or one of your glamourous sisters should start a journal detailing your exploits and adventures. Im sure it would be a fascinating read.

bleepbleebloopbleeblooblble

maybe.

Bonochick · Jan 16, 2003

Bathtime Fun Whortense said:
you want to work in frankenmuth, scavenging out baked potatoes that senior citizens didn't eat, and reusing them.

(michigan joke)

Well, the Bavarian Inn IS hiring.......... :lmao:

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Jan 16, 2003

how long will i sleep tonight?

*waves goonight to all the IO peeps :yawn:

Lilly · Jan 16, 2003

The girl who lives in the dorm next to mine is extremely stupid and annoying. We lock the door so she can't get in. She doesn't, however, take that as a hint that we all hate her.

How do I get rid of her?

LarryMullen's POPAngel · Jan 16, 2003

wife, I could take care of that for you

*scrunches up nose

Ok, DONE.

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
how long will i sleep tonight?

until sex o' twelve tomorrow.

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 16, 2003

Lilly said:
The girl who lives in the dorm next to mine is extremely stupid and annoying. We lock the door so she can't get in. She doesn't, however, take that as a hint that we all hate her.

How do I get rid of her?

spit on her, call her fat, and tell her that her panties are in a bunch.

or you could just tell her that you don't like her.

Lilly · Jan 16, 2003

Bathtime Fun Whortense said:
spit on her, call her fat, and tell her that her panties are in a bunch.

ACROB@T · Jan 17, 2003

define stupidity?

ACROB@T · Jan 17, 2003

nothing to in depth whortense..just a little soaked in logic

..and..why does abbreviation have to be such a long word?

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 20, 2003

ACROB@T said:
define stupidity?

the quality or condition of being stupid.

Bathtime Fun Whortense · Jan 20, 2003

ACROB@T said:
..and..why does abbreviation have to be such a long word?

it's all about irony! a good postmodernist guffaw.

:angry:

ACROB@T · Jan 20, 2003

Thank you Whortense

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Screaming Flower · Jan 20, 2003

whortense, since you're such a man eater, what do think is the best way to snare a hottie?

Ody · Jan 22, 2003

Whoretence:
Why is it the Sunday night sex show? Is it because people want to forget about going to work on Monday?

Also, the Cyclops wrote you a letter.

Dear Bathtime Fun Whoretence,

I very much enjoy your exploits, and was hoping you would release some collectible figurines in the near future. Have you ever considered releasing a collectible for each enchanting and famous person that you've entangled in your web of romance?

Sincerely,

The Cyclops

Screaming Flower · Jan 22, 2003

where did whortense go? :angry:

Zoomerang96 · Jan 22, 2003

screaming flower: may i remind you that you are not the boss of him. :angry:

Screaming Flower · Jan 22, 2003

i'll boss your face. :angry:

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