"U2 sucks"

[U2phan]

AHHH i was forced to say this blasphemous statement everytime my name was called today...I was a "serf" of a friend who "bought" me for the day, and she could do anything she wanted to me. AND everyone in the school knows I'm the biggest U2 fan in the school haha, so all day long...TIM PHAN!!!

my list of U2 insults I sadly said today

U2 sucks!
U2 is overrated
Bono is a bad singer.
Bono has ugly shades.
The Edge is a crap guitarist

what a horrible day. And i failed my math test again.

so if you guys had anything bad to say about U2, jokingly, of course, what else would ya say?

 

[Axver]

Bono is illiterate.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Bono is illiterate.

at least that one's true

 

[typhoon]

Bono does have ugly shades.

 

[gherman]

Bono does have ugly shades.

I like his shades... I have a pair

 

[Nube Gris]

thought 'shaunvox' started this thread

 

[vervex]

Ahahah... I actualy LOVE Bono's shades ;^D They fit him so well that to me it could be concidered almost as his shadow !

I know what you mean though. I know a lot of people who don't really "love" U2 too, and others that simply don't give a... hm
I've also realised most of these people only knew 2 or 3 songs of them, and not necessarly their best.

The most important is that WE are able to recognize good music

 

[cjboog]

Bono has the coolest sunglasses in the world

 

[WalkOn21]

I was a "serf" of a friend who "bought" me for the day, and she could do anything she wanted to me.

That's stupid, why would you do that. She paid you?

 

[Aardvark747]

Larry has greasy hair

 

[gmc]

That Bono fella's tall for his age.........
Who does The Edge think he his with all that hair,Brian May.....
I wish the drummer would stop smiling all the time............
I really like the bass players backing vocals.......

Pretty lame I know........ you don't need to pass a math test to know what U+2 =

 

[jacobus]

bono is a boner

 

[rjhbonovox]

Hey this thread had a decent title but having read it now it kinda killed the expectation!

 

[Total U2 Nut]

Bono has the coolest sunglasses in the world

They may be "cool", but a 45 year old man wearing them? Methinks Bono is having a mid-life crisis, oh well.

 

[doctorwho]

Hey this thread had a decent title but having read it now it kinda killed the expectation!

How about "RJHBonovox sucks!"?

RJHBonovox also can't write.
And he let's his fingernails grow too long.
And no one likes that black shirt he loves wearing.
And his eyelashes are too short. Eww.

 

[indra]

so if you guys had anything bad to say about U2, jokingly, of course, what else would ya say?

That Bono is a pompous little ass, isn't he?


I do actually hate the sunglasses though. Not so much the sunglasses themselves, but that he always wears them. That's a little old.

 

[U2phan]

Re: Re: "U2 sucks"

That's stupid, why would you do that. She paid you?

maybe i wasn't clear about this...
Our school was having a fundraiser for our annual holiday food drive, for the less-fortunate around the community. LAST year we rose a record $26,000 in just 15 days! well Friday was Serf Day, which is when people sign up to be serfs, and we are auctioned to friends who would buy us for the day, and make us do whatever they want. My friend walked around all day with a guy fanning him with a giant leaf and a girl feeding grapes...

anyways...

BONO's shades are awesome...i'd like a pair myself...

 

[gareth brown]

How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb was a corker.

 

[sue4u2]

Let me think..

oh yeah U2.com

 

[VertigoGal]

wow, that sounds kind of fun

bono is old
bono sucks
the edge cant play guitar
that video with the hoodie is really lame
bono has ugly shades (true)
bono thinks he's the pope
the edge is a stupid name
bono is a stupid name

etc

actually indra i agree with you about the shades (and the hat while we're at it)...see my thread in plebaland. oh and the last two are also true

<major u2 hater

 

[indigo tree]

Hey there's not enough Adam insults in here..
Lets see...Adam is uhh... umm...

Too cool to be unsulted.

Larry, however, has an abnormal nose.

 

[indra]

wow, that sounds kind of fun

bono is old
bono sucks
the edge cant play guitar
that video with the hoodie is really lame
bono has ugly shades (true)
bono thinks he's the pope
the edge is a stupid name
bono is a stupid name

etc

actually indra i agree with you about the shades (and the hat while we're at it)...see my thread in plebaland. oh and the last two are also true

<major u2 hater

Oooohhh! I forgot about the nicknames. I would much, much rather them be called by their actual names.

That goes for you also, Sting!

and the hat! Lose the hat.