this is on Wonkette..
"Two Hearts Bleed As One
There goes the sub-Saharan neighborhood. Bono is teaming up with Rick Santorum. Yes, that Rick Santorum
You can forget about that Nobel now, boyo. And just when we thought quality time with Jesse Helms was a one-off. I mean, why not make it a hat trick at this point? An "I've Got You Under My Skin," mic-swinging duet with Brownback, perchance to dream?'
CapitolBuzz shows how this current partnership might make for some awkward backstage chitchat...
UPDATE: Whoops. The NewsMax story is bogus (and has been for hours now -- my bad!), according to Bono's camp and, erm, The Corner. Anyway, it's not the archconservatism of the senator that spooked the U2 frontman into having a conscience; it's what Santorum really means . So read the rest as an Onion-esque shoulda been. Worked so hard on that heart graphic, too."
here's the Capitol Buzz story..
http://capitolbuzz.blogspot.com/2005/10/santorum-panned-u2-in-his-book-for.html
NewsMax's misleading story that U2's Bono is raising money for Santorum is particularly interesting since in his book, It Takes A Family, Santorum describes Bono as satanic and ties U2 to the liberal view of society that Senator Rick hates so much. It's also noteworthy that Santorum is more than willing to stomach U2 when he's raising money for his campaign. His hypocrisy knows no bounds.
On page 14 of his tome, Santorum writes that liberals define freedom as "without limits (with the obligatory caveat that you can't hurt anyone else directly). But someone always gets hurt when masses of indiviudals do what is only in their self-interest. That is the great lie of liberal freedom, or as I like to say, 'No-Fault Freedom' (all of the choice, none of the responsiblity). When I listen to the rock group U2's latest hit 'Vertigo,' which criticixes the dizzying culture surrounding us, a chill goes through me when I hear Bono sing, in a satanic voice, 'All of this, all of this can be yours -- just give me what I want and no one gets hurt.'
Santorum continues: "No one gets hurt? Believers in No-Fault Freedom turn a blind eye to the damage such a notion of freedom causes not to this or that individual but to society as a whole."
On pages 264 and 265, Santorum writes: "The world liberals see is one in which each of us is an island entire unto ourselves, supported by the village elders, doing what pleases us, as the U2 song says, 'as long as nobody gets hurt.' Except that everybody gets hurt."
um, OK..