If the members of U2 were your teachers?

[Mr. Green Eyes]

Ok, first off, I'm not really sure if this is the right place to post this, but this idea just popped into my head will I was in class. What if Bono, Edge, Larry, and Adam were your teachers? What would you like them to teach you, like what classes? What do you think they would be best at, teaching wise? How do you think that the classes would turn out?

 

[LemonMelon]

Bono would teach me how to rule the world

Edge would teach me how to make an effects pedal out of lawn trimmings

Adam would teach me how to make a martini the right way.

Larry would teach me how to hate creativity.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Edge fpr Science
Adam for Sex Ed/Health
Larry for Physical Eduction
Bono for... English

 

[Aygo]

...I think that a lot of students wouldn't succeed their graduations. It just that some of them seem to know more than the teachers do.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

 

[redhotswami]

 

[Sicy]

Back on topic. Save the games for the appropriate threads.

 

[No spoken words]

I would want Bono to teach me Geography.

I would want Edge to teach me alchemy.

I would want Adam to teach me Physiology

I would want Larry to teach me Defense against the Dark Arts.

 

[Dalton]

I would want Bono to teach me restraint.

I would want Edge to teach me hair care.

I would want Adam to teach me dental hygiene.

I would want Larry to teach me theater.

 

[EdgeIsTooSexy]

i dont think id be able to concentrate in class if they were my teachers....esp. in edges class

 

[luna_lovegood]

I would want Edge to teach me alchemy.

I would want Larry to teach me Defense against the Dark Arts. [/B]

 

[gvox]

Bono - classical guitar

Edge - piano

Larry - vocal training

Adam - biology

(and I'd volunteer for detention)

 

[phillyfan26]

Bono: Gaelic
Edge: Study Hall
Larry: Gym
Adam: Gym (student teacher)

 

[last unicorn]

I think Bono would be more like the headmaster, the universal teacher that can just jump in and teach everything. His classes will be extra long because he never stopps .

And Edge's place would be the laboratory. With him as a teacher I might even start to like numbers one day.

Adam - spirituality and meditation

Larry - cosmetics

 

[Matsui]

In the School of Baseball

Edge-Batting Coach (I hear he's on fire)
Larry- Media/Press Relations
Adam- Scout
Bono-Is he the one with the glasses?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Dear God,

Please let the new album be finished soon.

Signed,
Me

 

[Dalton]

Dear God,

Please let the new album be finished soon.

Signed,
Me

Will the new album cure stupidity along with bringing world peace? Wow.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Dear God,

Please let the new album be finished soon.

Signed,
Me

oh, so you are sending this letter to bono I see...

 

[A stor]

Larry to teach sex ed.....

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

oh, so you are sending this letter to bono I see...

Um, yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Dalton, I don't think anything could ever cure stupidity, especially around these parts. I see world peace happening first.

 

[JCOSTER]

Bono - to teach poetry
Edge - to teach philosophy
Adam - to teach fashion
Larry - to teach self defense

 

[Zoots]

Dear God,

Please let the new album be finished soon.

Signed,
Me

 

[Varitek]

Bono: Political Science 312: Lobbying
Larry: Acting 270: The Art of the Poker Face

that's all I've got.

 

[coolian2]

Adam: Wine Tasting 101
Bono: How to be short and dress like it (advanced)

 

[Varitek]

Bono: How to be short and dress like it (advanced)

Bono: Shoe cobblering for shorties

 

[coolian2]

Bono: Napoleon complex for dummies

 

[Varitek]

Bono: Lunching with Politicians for Rock Stars

 

[coolian2]

Bono: How to write really good lyrics 2004