disappointed that U2 didn't attend Live Earth

[coolian2]

So, to conclude:

The Earth sucks. Global warming FTW.

 

[No spoken words]

My plan against Unicron is simple.

First, every person I dislike is launched into space as an appetizer (Bon Jovi, my ex-girlfriend, Nicole Ritchie, among others...)

Then, Stephen A. Smith is prepped in a large sound laboratory along with Samuel L. Jackson, Animal from the Muppets, and Roger Daltrey. There, they will scream as loud as possible, repelling Unicron for at least 1000 years.

That, my friends, is how I will defeat Unicron.

That takes care of that. Sicy, lock it up.

 

[fandangamoq]

My plan against Unicron is simple.

First, every person I dislike is launched into space as an appetizer (Bon Jovi, my ex-girlfriend, Nicole Ritchie, among others...)

Then, Stephen A. Smith is prepped in a large sound laboratory along with Samuel L. Jackson, Animal from the Muppets, and Roger Daltrey. There, they will scream as loud as possible, repelling Unicron for at least 1000 years.

That, my friends, is how I will defeat Unicron.

I know you're a guy and all, but marry me. Please.

Brilliance. Post of the year? I THINK SO!

~A.j.~

 

[LMP]

Thank you.

You'll have to go through my agent, Carl Weathers, for any marriage proposals.

 

[phillyfan26]

I don't think Stephen A. needs the support of any other voices, but you did forget Dick Vitale.

"How dare Dick Vitale approach my volume..."

 

[kingofsorrow]

so to re-cap. the world is getting warmer. u2 doesn't give a shit, and u2nicorns are vicious creatures that will rip your nads off and bake you cookies. right?

 

[LMP]

I did forget Dickie V, but does anyone ever know where he is?

I always see him in some room on ESPN, he's become their version of Andy Rooney.

 

[No spoken words]

Thank you.

You'll have to go through my agent, Carl Weathers, for any marriage proposals.

He just happens to charge $1,100 for acting lessons, too.

 

[phillyfan26]

He's like John Clayton, you never see him from the waist down.

 

[No spoken words]

My ex-boss told Clayton, on the phone, with me in the office "You don't have a face for TV, John". Fantastic.

 

[LMP]

My ex-boss told Clayton, on the phone, with me in the office "You don't have a face for TV, John". Fantastic.

My mom said he looked like a leprechaun.

He just happens to charge $1,100 for acting lessons, too.

Baby, we got a stew goin'!

 

[martha]

This thread just got five stars from me.

 

[martha]

To a newbie from an oldbie:

Hell, I'm not even a paid member and don't have an avatar, why should I expect anyone here to take me seriously?!

This won't be the problem. A thin skin, a lack of humor, and posting in the wrong sub-forum will get you in more trouble.

Lighten up, get to know the people and the forums and take it slow. It'll work for you.

 

[struckpx]

To a newbie from an oldbie:







This won't be the problem. A thin skin, a lack of humor, and posting in the wrong sub-forum will get you in more trouble.

Lighten up, get to know the people and the forums and take it slow. It'll work for you.

pretty much if you aren't liberal and don't support your arguments you do not get much time of day here. But, it is fun to argue about the problems of the world that we live in today. Although it's also fun to be happy as well.

I am not mad, they would not have fit in anyway. They were way above most of the artists there.

 

[love_u2_adam]

ok my bad, just don't tell my daughter. she'll recind(edit by love_u2_adam:cant fix this one dont know what it is) my Internet privileges.

and fix your spelling Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha



you guys molested this thread...wow
lolz

my first serious post in a while is gone!!

 

[kingofsorrow]

and fix your spelling Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

dude, don't give her more ammunition.

 

[ZOOTVTOURist]

This thread is still going on? Well, it only shows how bored we all are here – with no 'real' news coming out of the U2 camp. Again: There are some people who liked the event (and missed U2). And there are some people (myself included), who think this 'Live Earth' event was misleading, hypcrite and leavin a bad taste in the mouth. That's all, still.

 

[love_u2_adam]

its just showing awareness to the world.

 

[ZOOTVTOURist]

Fine ...

 

[LMP]

This thread's dropped from 5 to 4 stars?

Oh no... Unicron's gonna be pissed.

 

[kingofsorrow]

oh no. not the u2nicorns again. please don't piss them off. they make nice cookies.

 

[LMP]

I've been warning you buddy... there's a big difference between Unicron and the u2nicorns.

and it's not fu2nny.

 

[kingofsorrow]

what about the cookies? can i still get some cookies?

 

[LMP]

Unicron will bring cookies.

Did I say cookies?

I meant PAIN.

 

[kingofsorrow]

as long as it has chocolate in it, then i'll take some pain.

 

[pepokiss]

Unicron will bring cookies.

Did I say cookies?

I meant PAIN.

that's Chuck Norris' chief export...

 

[kingofsorrow]

chuck norris is a u2nicorn? does he make cookies.

 

[U2girl]

Of course, had they played, we'd be getting posts like:

"Not another speech during One/Streets", or "Quit preaching, Bono!" (with a healthy dose of wisecracks at his appearance) or "Not another BD/Vertigo". Maybe even something along the lines of "Why aren't they in the studio? Album delay!"

 

[last unicorn]

chuck norris is a u2nicorn? does he make cookies.

Why do I have the wicked feeling that there is a conversation going on about me?

 

[redhotswami]

pretty much if you aren't liberal and don't support your arguments you do not get much time of day here.

if you don't support your arguments you don't have much of an argument. that applies to here, debate class, and the rest of your life.

and last unicorn, i think people wish they were unicorns like us.

kingofsorrow, this is for you, courtesy of the u2nicorns!