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Old 10-05-2001, 01:34 PM   #1
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anyone else sing self-depreciating songs to themselves when near a hot girl?

well i sure do.

its the only thing that keeps me going!

for instance, in clubs or in the mall this week, i saw someone nice, and i just look down, and when i look up i look past them, not at them, and have a really irritated face all the while singing "creep" especially the part where it says i dont belong here. haha, it makes life so much better creating a surreal environment around me.

am i wuss or what?! NO self-esteem. surprising hearing this from me isnt it?

oh well...anyone else do the same thing?

im a creep.
i dont belong here.

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Old 10-05-2001, 01:39 PM   #2
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What are you talking about Ivan.
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Old 10-05-2001, 01:39 PM   #3
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And then you wonder why you have trouble meeting girls.

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Whenever I see a hot girl I sing that song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails!

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Old 10-05-2001, 01:40 PM   #5
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wtf?!?!? i am deathbear!!!! i am NOT sicy!! shits sakes man!!!

that kills me!! you really know how to throw a wrench into a mans anus you know that?! with no disrespect to sg, ive worked DAMN hard at becoming deathbear.

no lets discuss what i brought up.

so ivan do you do what i do?!

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whenever i see a hot girl i don't say anything. they usually say "hello Ian, nice to see you again"

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Old 10-05-2001, 01:41 PM   #7
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Because women can't see genius...only lies. LIES LIES LIES. That's all they understand...and the genius just quietly walks by never to be noticed.
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Hey bear, I think I saw the destoyer destroying you in the interference love thread... sounds like you pissed him off.



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Old 10-05-2001, 01:46 PM   #9
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thats the best news ive heard all day sicy! i love being destroyed by the destroyer!

i also am looking forward to playing hockey for the first time this year, tonite. and then go do some dew-drinking. tonite will be fine...

but the girls.

i really dont like girls. they bring the worst out of me, i mean seriously, their presense alone makes me mad at myself.

*lowest self esteem EVER, lol

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Old 10-05-2001, 01:48 PM   #10
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awwww YOUR SO CUTE DEATHBEAR!! coootchie cootchie cooo! :x :x :x

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Old 10-05-2001, 01:50 PM   #11
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another reason i dont have a gf. when girls tell me that i yell at them to know end, disputing my so called cuteness, and threaten their lives for such absurd comments.

i think im going to live in a field of tall grass in an open prairie when i grow up and live there. alone. by myself. dotcom.com

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If you would only let those girls see the deathbear that we know and love I am sure those girls would be crazy about you. Or run away screaming, one of the two.

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yeah, while all guys notice all the cute short girls with the huge tits and tiny waists.

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awww... i'll cook for you, and feed you grapes, while you are laying on a lounge chair a la roman-style.

life will be so joyful
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yeah, while all guys notice all the cute short girls with the huge tits and tiny waists.

I'm short, cute, big tits and a tiny waist...

NOONE LOOKS AT ME

I'm still single



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mankissing.com

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well its obvious!
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Old 10-05-2001, 02:08 PM   #18
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No!! Bad bear!! Don't yell at the girls or threaten their lives! Do not "gnaw" on pretty girls. Stroke them gently.

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Old 10-05-2001, 02:38 PM   #19
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Maybe if we shot Death Bear, stuffed and mounted him on the wall, he would finally get the attention he seeks.

Anyone know of a good taxidermist?
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Old 10-05-2001, 04:09 PM   #20
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hardy har har salome!!! hardy har har har har har har har har har

im laughing, can you hear me laugh

im laughing hardy har har har har har har

your such a joker salome, hardy har har har har har har!!!!!!

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