Lancemc
Blue Crack Addict
And I'm talking about the most mindnumbing, ball-blistering, hot coals-in-your-eyes, awful film you've ever seen.
But there are ground rules to make this a big more reasonable and interesting:
1. Stuff you watched in your childhood because you didn't know any better DOES NOT COUNT
2. Stuff you watched WITH your kids because they didn't know any better DOES NOT COUNT
3. You must have seen the entirety of the film for it to count, meaning for whatever reason, you actually sat and watched the whole ach-inducing duration of the film (or at least most of it, like if you missed the first 5 or 10 minutes on TV or something...who gives a crap, that's OK)
4. Mystery Science Theater DOES NOT COUNT
Personally, my pick comes from Christopher Cain, legendary director of such contemporary classics like "Charlie and the Talking Buzzard", "The Next Karate Kid", and "The Amazing Panda Adventure". All those are glrious notches in Cain's belt of horrifying ineptitude, but I sat through the entirey of what has to be his masterpiece just a couple years ago.
I'm talking of course about the Joe Pesci/Danny Glover classic, Gone Fishin'.
But there are ground rules to make this a big more reasonable and interesting:
1. Stuff you watched in your childhood because you didn't know any better DOES NOT COUNT
2. Stuff you watched WITH your kids because they didn't know any better DOES NOT COUNT
3. You must have seen the entirety of the film for it to count, meaning for whatever reason, you actually sat and watched the whole ach-inducing duration of the film (or at least most of it, like if you missed the first 5 or 10 minutes on TV or something...who gives a crap, that's OK)
4. Mystery Science Theater DOES NOT COUNT
Personally, my pick comes from Christopher Cain, legendary director of such contemporary classics like "Charlie and the Talking Buzzard", "The Next Karate Kid", and "The Amazing Panda Adventure". All those are glrious notches in Cain's belt of horrifying ineptitude, but I sat through the entirey of what has to be his masterpiece just a couple years ago.
I'm talking of course about the Joe Pesci/Danny Glover classic, Gone Fishin'.