the tourist
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major_panic said:
What the HELL people.
Hell, Michigan, to be exact.
major_panic said:
What the HELL people.
Axver said:
Pink or red eyes don't go hand-in-hand with albinism. Some albinos have them, but plenty don't.
Varitek said:jen, are you jenny from the australia network?
KhanadaRhodes said:
do you not know what a vibrator is?
Axver said:
I don't discriminate. I hate everyone and everything.
And what do you mean, starting? A little?
major_panic said:
Depends where you are. Round here, tans are good, but it IS Australia. In China, I'd probably be one of the ugliest guys evar!
The Sad Punk said:
Damn. I'm sort of let down about that.
I guess good for you though if you didn't want dozens of "whoa that guy is fucking awesome" looks coming at you everyday.
KhanadaRhodes said:
do you not know what a vibrator is?
mysterious_jen said:
yeah, probably.the tourist said:Obiously not. I would post a picture of one, but that could wind up being a bannable offense.
Axver said:
My glasses have transitions lenses so they go dark outside, so nobody could tell my eye colour anyway.
major_panic said:
I do, but I pretend that I don't so I can be all morally superior to you all.
Nah, I'm not that sheltered, really. Or Christian. Or Asian.
KhanadaRhodes said:
yeah, probably.
Axver said:
At Beijing Airport ...
Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.
major_panic said:It's just cause I don't fit nicely into your Asian sterotype box, isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!
Where's PFan when you need him...
Axver said:
At Beijing Airport ...
Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.
yours is unavailable to me too. weird. i was gonna spy and see if i could see jen's accountVaritek said:i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.
of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize
Varitek said:
I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.
Varitek said:
I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.
Varitek said:
YES you read it too! so it works in australia, and not just in california and new york?
i love it...so many of them are so true. once in a while i scratch my head and don't know wtf they're talking about but mostly right on the mark.
however obviously just wealthy liberal whites. a friend of mine who is now a wealthy liberal white grew up kinda white trash, and still has identity issues, and wants to start a counter site, stuffrealwhitepeoplelike: 30 racks, tramp stamps, mcdonalds dollar menu, bleach jobs, etc.
Varitek said:I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.
coolian2 said:
Good grief.
Axver said:
My glasses have transitions lenses so they go dark outside, so nobody could tell my eye colour anyway.
the tourist said:
major_panic said:
I do, but I pretend that I don't so I can be all morally superior to you all.
Nah, I'm not that sheltered, really. Or Christian. Or Asian.
Varitek said:
i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.
of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize
major_panic said:
Don't get any ideas...