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[Axver]

I always forget him.

Not hard to forget something that doesn't exist, eh?

 

[Axver]

OK, this would deserve a WTF anyway:

But YOU CAN'T EVEN READ MOST OF IT! WTF, you idiots.

 

[WildHoney]

I always forget him.

I only remembered because i said it last night

 

[bono_212]

Not hard to forget something that doesn't exist, eh?

Vanilla Frozen Yogurt exists, thus, God Exists

QED

 

[Axver]

Sorry guys, that was me.

That was a big one!

 

[bono_212]

OK, this would deserve a WTF anyway:

But YOU CAN'T EVEN READ MOST OF IT! WTF, you idiots.

Well...you can't read most of it if you're legally blind anyways.

 

[bono_212]

That was a big one!

I've been eating a lot of ice cream

 

[Axver]

Vanilla Frozen Yogurt exists, thus, God Exists

QED

Vanilla is actually proof against God, Ashley.

Now, chocolate, on the other hand ... you could persuade me with that.

 

[bono_212]

Vanilla is actually proof against God, Ashley.

Now, chocolate, on the other hand ... you could persuade me with that.

All frozen yogurt is proof.

It tastes just like ice cream

BUT IT'S FAT FREE


HOW?!??!?!

 

[WildHoney]

Sorry guys, that was me.

Can't be worse than my dog's

 

[Axver]

Well...you can't read most of it if you're legally blind anyways.

White on pale green is indistinct in anybody's language.

 

[Axver]

All frozen yogurt is proof.

It tastes just like ice cream

BUT IT'S FAT FREE


HOW?!??!?!

WITCHCRAFT.

 

[bono_212]

WITCHCRAFT.

 

[WildHoney]

I've been eating a lot of ice cream

Ice cream makes you fart??

 

[Angela Harlem]

OK, this would deserve a WTF anyway:

But YOU CAN'T EVEN READ MOST OF IT! WTF, you idiots.

My sexy beast ad has recently morphed into a blurry ad which says something like looking for a drinking buddy/partner/shag in the carpark of the local RSL... I actually can't remember, but either way, the ad itself destroys brain cells.

PS nice that yours came up when discussing the non-existence of god

 

[Irishteen]

How come I never get any of the cool ads?

 

[bono_212]

Ice cream makes you fart??

it's a...um....weird story.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ice cream makes you fart??

Not on it's own, but Bono_212 likes to accompany it with 14 litres of coke, a crate of pretzels and an apple. Thus, gas. And Axver? Phwooooo. He eats dry cake mixes right out of the box. You'd think these things are harmless. But no. Just ask his neighbours.

 

[major_panic]

WITCHCRAFT.

LOVECRAFT.

As in, H.P. Lovecraft.

 

[WildHoney]

How come I never get any of the cool ads?

i just keep getting Travis

 

[bono_212]

That's how bono_212 rolls

 

[WildHoney]

it's a...um....weird story.

 

[Angela Harlem]

That's how bono_212 rolls

 

[WildHoney]

Not on it's own, but Bono_212 likes to accompany it with 14 litres of coke, a crate of pretzels and an apple. Thus, gas. And Axver? Phwooooo. He eats dry cake mixes right out of the box. You'd think these things are harmless. But no. Just ask his neighbours.

The thing is how do you know??

 

[Axver]

Not on it's own, but Bono_212 likes to accompany it with 14 litres of coke, a crate of pretzels and an apple. Thus, gas. And Axver? Phwooooo. He eats dry cake mixes right out of the box. You'd think these things are harmless. But no. Just ask his neighbours.

LOVECRAFT.

As in, H.P. Lovecraft.

Both deserve a !

 

[Axver]

That's how bono_212 rolls

Rolls, alright.

 

[bono_212]

 

[Axver]

My sexy beast ad has recently morphed into a blurry ad which says something like looking for a drinking buddy/partner/shag in the carpark of the local RSL... I actually can't remember, but either way, the ad itself destroys brain cells.

PS nice that yours came up when discussing the non-existence of god

I've had that too. And sometimes it says "shipmate". Ooookay now.

 

[Angela Harlem]

The thing is how do you know??

Occasionally, this thread partakes in a little "TMI" session. We're all sharing and caring. I was just saying last week how my arse crack lower back got sunburnt. I've got awful builder's butt.

 

[Irishteen]

Where did my report go? where did my report go? where did my report go? where did my report go?...I think I'm going to kill myself...