Sydney Superthread

[Slopsy]

I don't mind cockroaches!!! Moths are fucking EVIL.

 

[Axver]

Oh, cockroaches make my skin crawl. I make a point of catching them and flushing them down the toilet while laughing evilly.

Good times, I assure you.

 

[Slopsy]

Now there are two! Please get rid of them!

 

[Slopsy]

I'll happily remove cockroaches if you kill these mothy fuckfaces!!

 

[Axver]

What's wrong with moths? I mean, they flutter about a bit but they aren't DISEASE-CARRYING COCKSUCKERS like cockroaches.

 

[Slopsy]

They're fucking evil. That horrible papery sound of their deplorable wings...

 

[Axver]

See, normally I'm listening to music and don't even notice until they fly in my face and I'm all "FUCK OFF!" and grab the insect spray and end their lives.

 

[Slopsy]

They get in my hair and scare the living fuck out of me!!!

 

[Axver]

Oh man, when I had the 'fro and moths would come after me ... I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

 

[Slopsy]

Butterflies are worse.

MOTHS IN NICE JACKETS.

That is all.

 

[Axver]

Have I told you the story of when I got Totally Attacked by a butterfly on the Gold Coast?

 

[coolian2]

i fucking hate moths with a passion!!

i can't have my bedroom window open at night because the bastards fly in and chase the light, which sucks in summer. so i have to make the fateful choice of either be hot and disgusting or comfortable and terrified. and if i turn off the light they still come in, they just chase the laptop screen....which is even worse.

 

[Slopsy]

You told me one Attack Story from a school trip!

 

[Slopsy]

Yeah, see. Moths can suck me.

 

[Axver]

I must admit, there's a damn satisfying zap when a moth or other bug goes after one of those bright blue moth light things ...

You told me one Attack Story from a school trip!

That's the one! The bastard. I thought something had fallen on me or something. No, just a huge fucking butterfly.

 

[Slopsy]

THE HELL. I think my interwebz broke.

 

[Slopsy]

I have a picture on BrokeNLAPTOP of Brian Eno and a butterfly.

 

[Axver]

We used to have loads of butterflies in our garden in New Zealand and they were nice and small and harmless. I liked them.

Then I met huge fucking Queensland butterflies that for no reason at all just fly into your face.

 

[Slopsy]

I hate it when even my Internet knows I have to go to bed and signs me out for no reason. THE HELL

 

[Axver]

I hate it when even my Internet knows I have to go to bed and signs me out for no reason. THE HELL

It's in cahoots against you.

I should sleep soon too. /:canberra:

 

[Slopsy]

I'ma sleep too. Fucking sleeping!!!

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Charlotte!

I should pike too. Blergh. What's WITH this lateness.

 

[Zoobaby14]

Couldn't agree more about the cockraches...what on earth is their purpose in life other to scare the shit out of me?

I'm sticking to my story Canberra is awesome. The town it's self is really quite stunning to look at.

Besides that where Kevin Rudd P.M lives, you know in that big white house on the hill.

 

[Cin]

Just finished watching Survivor.

 

[Axver]

Holy shit, Cin's still up!

Holy shit, I'm still up.

That's it for me, I'm sleeping!

 

[Cin]

Holy shit, Cin's still up!

Holy shit, I'm still up.

That's it for me, I'm sleeping!

aaaaah, but who will keep me company?

I'm just waiting for the sleepiness to take over then I'm gonna crash hard.

 

[Cin]

We used to have loads of butterflies in our garden in New Zealand and they were nice and small and harmless. I liked them.

Then I met huge fucking Queensland butterflies that for no reason at all just fly into your face.

They fly at your face because you are so pale that they think they're flying towards some sort of glowing light. Imagine how frightened they get when they realise it's a man!!

Bedtime.

 

[Slopsy]

Fuck, why am I awake!

 

[Slopsy]

This broken computer thing can suck my dick. I can't fucking afford a new one! Arghshjsadn

 

[Slopsy]

Although I could get a $200 hunk of shit off TradeMe for the time being...