Shuttlecock! Part XVII - No Broken Cocks, Just A Swing!

[mad1]

I hate spitters

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

what is this, Zoo Confessionals all of a sudden?

 

[mad1]

Elfa, Shuttlecock has so gone beyond the talk of U2!

 

[phanan]

Elfa, Shuttlecock has so gone beyond the talk of U2!

This isn't just Shuttlecock anymore; it's our sanctuary from the madness.

 

[mad1]

SanctuaryCocks.

I like it.

 

[BoMac]

This isn't just Shuttlecock anymore; it's our sanctuary from the madness.

Speaking of madness, you ready for Game 1 tonight?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

GO BRUINS!!!




fcl

 

[impy13]

I don't know if you guys knew, but KNIFE CRIME has spread to Germany:

 

[lazarus]

Update: The Los Campesinos concert tonight that I was excited to attend has been CANCELLED.



FTW.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

jeez, happy birthday

 

[phanan]

Speaking of madness, you ready for Game 1 tonight?

I am, but seriously, it doesn't matter who is seeded what when it comes to a Bruins/Canadiens series. Anything can, and usually does, happen.

 

[mad1]

the guy that Impy posted is pretty HOT!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'd stay away from him if I were you...

 

[mad1]

oh no, Id like to juice his apples.

 

[impy13]

the guy that Impy posted is pretty HOT!

Don't say that around any of my female Rockets or Spurs fans friends.


Sorry about LS!, Laz. There's no doubt in my mind you could have put the wood to Aleks. It's yr birthday.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oh no, Id like to juice his apples.

could you be more specific?

 

[mad1]

Id like to progress him against a wall and bash the mash out of his front dash.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oh, ok...

thanks

 

[phanan]

You had to ask...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Damn, laz - would it help or make you feel better if us ladies like flashed you or something?

 

[mad1]

well actually, all I just said, I wanna do to the guy who works down the road from me.

with tenderness.

hes more adorable than a cuddly toy.

 

[mad1]

yes April, lets you and I flash Laz, cause he always seems so damn miserable when comin on here til he takes his bloody cuppa tea or coffee or whatever the heck he drinks, its so hard, SO HARD to get a smile from a man who just turned bloody 37 and should bloody be like totally partying hard RIGHT NOW!

 

[corianderstem]

If laz is indeed turning 37 today, then I would like to state for the record that he is a good year and a half older than me, and therefore all the previous cracks about how old and decrepit I am should be declared null and void.

Happy birthday, guy. I'm sorry your concert got cancelled and that girl you met last night was such a lame-o.

 

[mad1]

Cori you look fuking GREAT for your age girl.