Shuttlecock! Part IV - I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Cock Crazy Tonight

[No spoken words]

Does anyone else want to choke the life from at least half the "people" in EYKIW?

Yes, and honestly, when I abandon ship for a few months, you can look towards that pack of fucks as the reason why. I feel bad for Dr. Who, who obviously loves the cock and wants to read info on the album, etc, but is surrounded by the foltsam and jetsam floating around in that fucking wasteland of a forum.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

poor Dr Who, someone should let him know he can get his cock fix elsewhere...

 

[Sicy]

here's my next question: If we were to kill them, would anyone even notice they were gone?

It depends on who you want to kill.

 

[No spoken words]

poor Dr Who, someone should let him know he can get his cock fix elsewhere...

He'd probably come in here and take one look at any post from Lazarus and promptly exit. Poor dude keeps using common sense and logic in those threads, and all around him a pack of mentally challenged monkeys are swinging from digital vines, flinging their verbal feces all over the place.

 

[impy13]

Are the people in there wise to the Shuttlecockings?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It depends on who you want to kill.

oh, I've got a list, believe me...

The problem is of course that if you take out one, 3 more take their place

 

[No spoken words]

Are the people in there wise to the Shuttlecockings?

Doubtful.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Are the people in there wise to the Shuttlecockings?

once and a while someone will say something about the cock but they're all pretty much oblivious (to everything).

Besides, we're some sort of scary clique, no one wants to bother us.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He'd probably come in here and take one look at any post from Lazarus and promptly exit. Poor dude keeps using common sense and logic in those threads, and all around him a pack of mentally challenged monkeys are swinging from digital vines, flinging their verbal feces all over the place.

my favourite poster for today is brianvox; the guy from Dublin who lies

 

[impy13]

Besides, we're some sort of scary clique, no one wants to bother us.

Speak for yourself. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

 

[lazarus]

Well, that's just a fantastic look for me.

Sicy could have at least given you Anne Hathaway's boobs. Poor Cori!

Yes, and honestly, when I abandon ship for a few months, you can look towards that pack of fucks as the reason why. I feel bad for Dr. Who, who obviously loves the cock and wants to read info on the album, etc, but is surrounded by the foltsam and jetsam floating around in that fucking wasteland of a forum.

Dr. Who is just one of the all-time greats, really. I remember him from back on Wire, and if I'm not mistaken he was there in the days between Cockengers and POPPYCOCK, when I first got online. He was always doing these in-depth chart analyses, as well as his thoughts about the music in general.

Class act. He probably would run out of here after seeing my posts, but perhaps he'd remember having discussions with me back in the day and cut me some slack.

 

[No spoken words]

Sicy could have at least given you Anne Hathaway's boobs. Poor Cori!




Dr. Who is just one of the all-time greats, really. I remember him from back on Wire, and if I'm not mistaken he was there in the days between Cockengers and POPPYCOCK, when I first got online. He was always doing these in-depth chart analyses, as well as his thoughts about the music in general.

Class act. He probably would run out of here after seeing my posts, but perhaps he'd remember having discussions with me back in the day and cut me some slack.

This site was/is my first foray into internet based discussion sites, etc. So, no Wire and whatnot for me. But, yes, he's a class act, he never stoops or insults (something I wish I could emulate) and he always makes sense. Always. Oh, and he gives his opinion without shaping it like he thinks it's a fact, which is a skill most of us are sorely lacking.

 

[u2popmofo]

This site was/is my first foray into internet based discussion sites, etc. So, no Wire and whatnot for me. But, yes, he's a class act, he never stoops or insults (something I wish I could emulate) and he always makes sense. Always. Oh, and he gives his opinion without shaping it like he thinks it's a fact, which is a skill most of us are sorely lacking.

You just hurt my feelings with your know it all attitude and constant insults.

 

[Sicy]

Sicy could have at least given you Anne Hathaway's boobs. Poor Cori!

I realized afterward that I could have at least put a pastie on her exposed nip.

 

[corianderstem]

my favourite poster for today is brianvox; the guy from Dublin who lies

Ha! Yes.

Sicy could have at least given you Anne Hathaway's boobs. Poor Cori!

oh, you don't have to pity me. Mine are just fine.

 

[No spoken words]

You just hurt my feelings with your know it all attitude and constant insults.

Fuck thyself!

SSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*.




* I like to yell "sweeho" sometimes, not sure what it means or why I do it, but whatever.

 

[lazarus]

Are you sure you're not yelling "WEHO", longing for those glory days in Los Angeles?

 

[No spoken words]

Are you sure you're not yelling "WEHO", longing for those glory days in Los Angeles?

That made me laugh.

 

[martha]

Doubtful.

Don't tell them. I like being able to indulge in the love of the 'Cock without being told I'm a sheep. Or worse.

 

[u2popmofo]

* I like to yell "sweeho" sometimes, not sure what it means or why I do it, but whatever.

Because of a skit at the first of Outkast's greatest hits collection, I still frequently yell out "Hootie hoo" during concerts or sporting events. I too don't know why I do it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

what about HOOO-AH?

HOOO-AH!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

How about an updated version?

This had to be quoted again for those who missed it the first time.

 

[lazarus]

Wardrobe malfunction!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

"the 2"?

seriously?

wtf?

 

[Sicy]

Due to the retardedness of recent threads, looks like I'm going to have to open the tour forum early.

 

[MMP]

"the 2"?

seriously?

wtf?

"It was another ordinary afternoon on Interference...."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Due to the retardedness of recent threads, looks like I'm going to have to open the tour forum early.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Due to the retardedness of recent threads, looks like I'm going to have to open the tour forum early.

lol, it's "specialness" you can't use retarded anymore

 

[lazarus]

The threads are seriously disabled.

They need their own parking spaces.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Just make sure you lock the archives, it was getting really tiring watching people bump ancient threads just to tell eveybody they told you so for their setlist predictions