Shuttlecock! Part IV - I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Cock Crazy Tonight

[lazarus]

I'm still laughing that I got into a mini-internet slapfight with bonoz and then had both of us declaring truce after, like, five minutes. Fastest resolution of an internet slapfight ever!

Can you direct me to this so I don't have to search every brain-melting thread in there?

 

[No spoken words]

I guess I never thought of it as mere cock jokes. Truly, there were plenty to be had. But the best were when it tied into Shuttlecock, culminating in laz rewriting lyrics and everyone else coming up with badminton themed song titles.

I think people began to think of Shuttlecock being more about cock and less about badminton.

Yeah, the song lyrics were something I saw, too, but it just didn't do it for me....witness my light amount of participation in the thread for the most part during that stretch.

Different cocks for different folks.......

 

[corianderstem]

Can you direct me to this so I don't have to search every brain-melting thread in there?

Yeah, it was the last page of the Red Light thread and the last page of the Miami thread in the main part of EYKIW. He PM'd me after I gave him an eyeroll in the Miami thread.

It's really pretty unexciting, now that it's two hours later.

 

[impy13]

Different cocks for different folks.......

I guess you've got a point there.

 

[No spoken words]

Impy, math question:

What number comes after five?

 

[impy13]

Steely McBeam? I don't know, man. I'll figure that one out this time next year.



And at least Rowdy embraces his latent homosexuality:

The assless chaps are a dead giveaway.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't acknowledge Steely McBeam. None of us do.

SIX

 

[impy13]

Same number of Village People. And Steely McBeam is undoubtedly an understudy for the construction worker. Coincidence?

 

[No spoken words]

Lazarus is in the lower right, wow.

 

[Sicy]

Same number of Village People. And Steely McBeam is undoubtedly an understudy for the construction worker. Coincidence?

You must be mistaking that picture for this one.

 

[impy13]

You must be mistaking that picture for this one.

There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now!

I honestly don't recognize the majority of those. Mike, obviously. And ElMel. And I have to assume the guy in the top right is elfa, that four-eyed fuck.

But who are we kidding? ElMel can't grow a stache like that. He shaves by having a cat lick milk off his upper lip.

 

[LemonMelon]

Who are we kidding? ElMel can't grow a stache like that. He shaves by having a cat lick milk off his upper lip.

This cannot be denied.

 

[Sicy]

But who are we kidding? ElMel can't grow a stache like that. He shaves by having a cat lick milk off his upper lip.

That's snowbunny at the top, and Uber Beaver next to Dalton.

 

[impy13]

Fucking Beav. This is why I took all my pictures down.

 

[corianderstem]

Wow. That is just glorious.

 

[Sicy]

Fucking Beav. This is why I took all my pictures down.

I have a couple saved.

 

[impy13]

I have a couple saved.

I don't know whether to be creeped out or turned on. But I've been drinking, so let's go with it.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Sicy]

How about an updated version?

 

[Lila64]

who is the construction worker

 

[the tourist]

who is the construction worker

PFan? I mean, we haven't seen him, right?

 

[bono_212]

wait, nevermind.

 

[lazarus]

Brilliant.

 

[phanan]

That is awesome.

 

[martha]

Sicy's a fucking genius.

 

[Dalton]

I look good in a uniform.

 

[corianderstem]

How about an updated version?

Well, that's just a fantastic look for me.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Does anyone else want to choke the life from at least half the "people" in EYKIW?

 

[Sicy]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

here's my next question: If we were to kill them, would anyone even notice they were gone?