Shitterton, Dorset Superthread

[Serena Vox]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Mustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'd a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. I Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Wine's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut

After braving through the Tumbleweeds in Ohio and taste-testing food in the name-saked restaurant, we belched our way through the Belcher Islands in Nunavut and have made our next stop in Shitterton; a place that dare not speak it's own name. But we're not afraid to. Or are we?

Shitterton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

you're ALL wrong. grungy geese.

Geese listen to Nirvana now?

 

[Serena Vox]

Who Posted?

User Name Posts
Axver 222
bono_212 156
Serena Vox 138
The Sad Punk 110
coolian2 103
DreamOutLoud13 79
KhanadaRhodes 73
cinnaminson 42
RavenBlue 23
gluey 20
bono_man2002 10
Irishteen 8
Its Britastic! 8
mysterious_jen 4
Alisaura 3
U2MaNaIcWeIdO 2
COBL_04 1
the tourist 1

 

[Axver]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,003
User Name Posts
Axver 222
bono_212 156
Serena Vox 138
The Sad Punk 110
coolian2 103
DreamOutLoud13 79
KhanadaRhodes 73
cinnaminson 42
RavenBlue 23
gluey 20
bono_man2002 10
Irishteen 8
Its Britastic! 8
mysterious_jen 4
Alisaura 3
U2MaNaIcWeIdO 2
COBL_04 1
the tourist 1

Edit: Bah, damn you, Serena!

 

[Serena Vox]

Oh fuck yeah.
The cure for all that ails me - Mint Chocolate.

 

[Gluey]

It's been fun belching.

Well at least it's better than farting I hate that shit *boomtish*

 

[Serena Vox]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,003
User Name Posts
Axver 222
bono_212 156
Serena Vox 138
The Sad Punk 110
coolian2 103
DreamOutLoud13 79
KhanadaRhodes 73
cinnaminson 42
RavenBlue 23
gluey 20
bono_man2002 10
Irishteen 8
Its Britastic! 8
mysterious_jen 4
Alisaura 3
U2MaNaIcWeIdO 2
COBL_04 1
the tourist 1

Slowpoke.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Geese listen to Nirvana now?

yes.

 

[Serena Vox]

Well at least it's better than farting I hate that shit *boomtish*

Belching ftw.
Farting ftl.

 

[bono_212]

Well at least it's better than farting I hate that shit *boomtish*

Feeling gassy?

 

[Axver]

Oh fuck yeah.
The cure for all that ails me - Mint Chocolate.

Hell yes!

 

[Gluey]

Belching ftw.
Farting ftl.

Feeling gassy?

Ok, can I add to that list that I hate TALKING about it too!?!? There are some things that just should never be spoken of.....


Stay AWAY from the cabbage

 

[Gluey]

Ax, you still dying?

 

[Serena Vox]

Hell yes!

Mint chocolate is simply orgasmic.

 

[bono_212]

 

[Axver]

Ax, you still dying?

Feeling a bit better today, actually. Relatively speaking, of course. But I think I've escaped the worst of this bastard.

 

[Gluey]

Oooh!! BP UPDATE!!!!


Board member phoned earlier today - interview transcript is ready for me to read and sign!! Coming over tonight. Then it gets delivered with a covering letter to the bitch herself

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

huh. i've been informed i have seen die hard. i guess i just don't remember it. it's been fun making fun of huey lewis, mr. vernon, and carl winslow.

 

[Gluey]

Mint chocolate is simply orgasmic.

Don't tease me when I have none in the house.....

Feeling a bit better today, actually. Relatively speaking, of course. But I think I've escaped the worst of this bastard.

Good, so it was just a cold then???? *ducks*

 

[Axver]

Oh joy, Australia gets the gold and bronze in the 100m women's butterfly. Channel 7's going to harp on about this all day now.

 

[bono_212]

huh. i've been informed i have seen die hard. i guess i just don't remember it. it's been fun making fun of huey lewis, mr. vernon, and carl winslow.

Are you watching that right now?

one of my favorite movies of all time

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

to anyone who cares again (but I'm not going to talk much....mainly due to watching the Olympics)

 

[Serena Vox]

Don't tease me when I have none in the house.....

*gives you some?*

 

[Axver]

Oooh!! BP UPDATE!!!!


Board member phoned earlier today - interview transcript is ready for me to read and sign!! Coming over tonight. Then it gets delivered with a covering letter to the bitch herself

Ooh, awesome!

 

[Gluey]

huh. i've been informed i have seen die hard. i guess i just don't remember it.

Bruce Willis, dirty white singlet, lots of 'fucking', machine guns, wife with bad perm, carnage, destruction, explosions, bad guys with bad accents..... Wait, I just explained a few hundred movies there didn't I?

 

[Gluey]

Oh joy, Australia gets the gold and bronze in the 100m women's butterfly. Channel 7's going to harp on about this all day now.

Obviously NZ's still in the caterpillar stage....our butterflies will come 'next time'....

 

[Serena Vox]

Bruce Willis, dirty white singlet, lots of 'fucking', machine guns, wife with bad perm, carnage, destruction, explosions, bad guys with bad accents..... Wait, I just explained a few hundred movies there didn't I?

Yes, yes you did.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Are you watching that right now?

one of my favorite movies of all time

it just ended. now the sequel is on. i think it's all tnt is showing today

 

[Gluey]

to anyone who cares again

Now that's a happy tone Weldy....