Sandy Balls Holiday Centre Superthread

[Slopsy]

*readsback*

A sausage roll that looks like a penis and lots of boobs. Home sweet home!

 

[Slopsy]

cause clint is watching supernatural on the computer, I know it sounds all arse about!! Hey, I thought I had to work the weekend of the 12th but I DON'T!!!!!!!!!1 Party harty

OH FUCK YESSS

 

[Slopsy]

Ooh, thunder and lightning. I'd better not lose power.

Anyway no, before I get too settled here I'd better have some dinner!

 

[Cin]

hold on, I missed a hilariously rude food pic? If only I had the skills to look back. Can't figure heaps of stuff out yet, may just suddenly disappear due to technological spasticness. I have a wireless keyboard. Can't figure out how to start a new sentence on a new line thoug.

 

[Axver]

Hey Charlotte!

Speaking of dinner, I should have that ...

hold on, I missed a hilariously rude food pic? If only I had the skills to look back. Can't figure heaps of stuff out yet, may just suddenly disappear due to technological spasticness. I have a wireless keyboard. Can't figure out how to start a new sentence on a new line thoug.

You missed this gem:

 

[Cin]

that dog is not really doin it for me

 

[Axver]

that dog is not really doin it for me

Not digging the circumcision?

 

[Cin]

um, it 's a little puckered looking. . . . but I'd still give it a go.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Circumcision is never good for anyone As a female with experience with both cut and uncut guys... uncut is waaaaaaay better


Annnd, let's just continue with the sexy ladies, shall we?

 

[Slopsy]

Can we have sexy men instead?

 

[Axver]

Not to mention circumcision is just fucking BARBARIC.

It's apparently still done routinely in the US?

 

[Axver]

Can we have sexy men instead?

Sure!

 

[Cin]

I just thought it was the skill of the owner. . . maybe not though eh?

Circumcision is never good for anyone As a female with experience with both cut and uncut guys... uncut is waaaaaaay better


Annnd, let's just continue with the sexy ladies, shall we?

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I just though it was the skill of the owner eh?

 

[Slopsy]

Thanks Ax. I was about to comment on how delicious the spaghetti and meatballs I had for dinner was, but I just threw it up all over my keyboard.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Not to mention circumcision is just fucking BARBARIC.

It's apparently still done routinely in the US?

Stupidly stupidly stupidly. It's because some prudes a long time ago decided it was more "hygienic" and would stop boys from masturbating... and then these boys grew up and had their own sons circumcised, because they were, and the cycle just went on and on.

All the men in my family have been mutilated. If I ever had kids though, I'd break that tradition.

 

[Axver]

Thanks Ax. I was about to comment on how delicious the spaghetti and meatballs I had for dinner was, but I just threw it up all over my keyboard.

You should've known you were taking a risk!

 

[Cin]

Not to mention circumcision is just fucking BARBARIC.

It's apparently still done routinely in the US?

most guys my age are done. was pleasently surprised with the younger folks =) oh dear, i 'm not sure this conversation should be up on the tv for all to see!!! I don't have the skillz to change tabs and stuff like usual.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I just though it was the skill of the owner eh?

Partially, but the movement of the foreskin seems to increase sensation for both partners. Apparently "ribbed" condoms are supposed to mimic that for circumcised guys.

 

[Slopsy]

You should've known you were taking a risk!

I've just come home from work! I'm not mentally prepared for things like that.

 

[Axver]

Stupidly stupidly stupidly. It's because some prudes a long time ago decided it was more "hygienic" and would stop boys from masturbating... and then these boys grew up and had their own sons circumcised, because they were, and the cycle just went on and on.

All the men in my family have been mutilated. If I ever had kids though, I'd break that tradition.

I can appreciate it may've been hygienic a few centuries ago, but nowadays, I cannot fathom a single reason anybody would engage in such barbarism.

Fortunately in New Zealand the hideous practice evidently stopped sometime between my father's generation and my own.

 

[Cin]

I'm off folks, had enough new stuff for the moment

 

[Axver]

most guys my age are done. was pleasently surprised with the younger folks =) oh dear, i 'm not sure this conversation should be up on the tv for all to see!!! I don't have the skillz to change tabs and stuff like usual.

Yeah, I've never heard of a guy my age having it done.

What, you don't think this is a fine wholesome discussion for general involvement?

See you later!

 

[Slopsy]

I'm glad I'm not circumcised.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I can appreciate it may've been hygienic a few centuries ago, but nowadays, I cannot fathom a single reason anybody would engage in such barbarism.

There's no reason, outside of "stupidity". Unfortunately, Americans are masters of stupidity.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh and bye Cin!

 

[Axver]

I'm glad I'm not circumcised.

Aren't you glad you aren't from certain parts of Africa!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Holy crap. It just started raining SO HARD.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh also, I forgot to say this before. I tried to go swimming today, you know, because I'm all healthy and shit.

15 laps in, there was a fire and we all had to evacuate and stand outside in our togs on the pavement. I went home.

EXERCISE IS BAD AND EVIL.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh, and this has all reminded me of the weird shit that was happening in my dream today when I finally slept.

 

[Axver]

See Charlotte, the universe is clearly trying to tell you something.