lazarus
Blue Crack Supplier
Con't.
Explain?
I'm intrigued.
I don't get the unobtainium references.
Foiled again.
We were still at 999.
Squirtigo'd.
So there was this girl. We went to the same schools from 3rd grade through the end of high school. She was my unobtanium. Anyway, when I was in 9th grade and a heavy, shy, nerdy mess, I decided stupidly that I was going to leave her an anonymous note. There was a particular spot she stood with her frinds in between class every day near the end of the day. So I write this note. Put it in an envelope. Address it to her with the subtitle "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL AFTER SCHOOL". Then when there are only 15 minutes left of the class before she's going to be in the spot I know she'll be, I use the restroom and make a detour to tape this envelope up. I hurried out of class very quickly to get to the spot to see if I could watch her take it, but it was already gone and she was just getting there. So I thought, "Well, some teacher probably thought it was garbage and threw it out." And I breathed a sigh of relief. Because, unobtanium. Anyway, fast forward 15 years. We're friends on facebook. We follow each other on Instagram. So today, she posts a picture of the front of the envelope with my handwriting on it hashtagged "don'topenuntilafterschool" and says "I still have no idea who wrote this. Fine, I won't open it til after school." My face turned bright red. Well I asked it about it. Apparently a mutual friend of ours saw it, thought she'd dropped it, and picked it up and gave it to her later. She never knew I was the one who wrote it. Hoping against hope she hadn't opened the letter, I messaged her and told her it was me and please don't embarrass me by opening it. Well, she already had. My face is still bright red two hours later. Because, unobtanium. Anyway, if you go see the movie Laggies that comes out early (?) next year, she's in it.
What did you write in the note?
Also, why didn't you ask if she opened it BEFORE admitting it was you?
Oh, just the literal version of unobtainable. Basically, ridiculously, hopelessly, stupidly out of my league.
I don't remember exactly what I wrote. Knowing myself at that age it was probably some horribly cheesy declaration of undying love and asking her to meet me somewhere so I could reveal myself.
I was too shocked and out of my mind to even think to do things that way.
That's a good story... But why would she not open it for 15 years? Am I not following? And why out of the blue post it on Instagram?
So what did she think of your message? She probably just had a laugh.
I did plenty of stupid things like that. Once when I was about 16 I went to the bakery my crush was working at and wrote out "will you go out with me" in a text message and showed it to her when she was behind the counter. A mutual friend told me that was a good idea. It didn't work out.
That's a good story... But why would she not open it for 15 years? Am I not following? And why out of the blue post it on Instagram?
So what did she think of your message? She probably just had a laugh.
I did plenty of stupid things like that. Once when I was about 16 I went to the bakery my crush was working at and wrote out "will you go out with me" in a text message and showed it to her when she was behind the counter. A mutual friend told me that was a good idea. It didn't work out.
Oh my God.
I expect iYup will be all over this - http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelease/6469
Some good stuff here - http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialReleases
Definitely interested in Flaming Lips and Nick Cave.
I expect iYup will be all over this - http://www.recordstoreday.com/SpecialRelease/6469
I still refuse to buy anything from Black Friday RSD.