Purity, Ohio Superthread

[Alisaura]

Dublin needs more dinosaurs. That museum was very thinly populated with them.

 

[Slopsy]

What a huge oversight!! And I was SO crunk too most of the time.

 

[Axver]

Dublin needs more dinosaurs. That museum was very thinly populated with them.

And the poor starving koala!

 

[Alisaura]

POST THE PICS


clf

*rummages*

 

[Slopsy]

GUYS HELP

I'm listening to BROKENCYDE

 

[Axver]

GUYS HELP

I'm listening to BROKENCYDE

I'm going to call them drunkeNCYDE. DRUNK IN THE MOSHPIT WITH NAKED CHICKS.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

GUYS HELP

I'm listening to BROKENCYDE

That's a problem you must solve yourself.

 

[Slopsy]

I'm a naked chick!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Crunkity dunkity crunk de dunk

 

[Slopsy]

Vlad, you should get crunk and FREEAAAKKYYY.

 

[Axver]

I am listening to The A Gig. To Ashley's gig. To the gig of tuf bono's life.

TO 21 MARCH 1985, CHICAGO.

Welcome to unforgettable fire!

 

[Alisaura]

What a huge oversight!! And I was SO crunk too most of the time.

Think about how many dinos they could have fit in here!

 

[Axver]

Vlad, you should get crunk and FREEAAAKKYYY.

He's only 14. Should we be influencing him this way?

Wait, what a silly question. Of COURSE we should.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh fucking fuck I don't have A Gig anymore after the Great Fire Of Charlotte's IPod!!!

 

[Alisaura]

And the poor starving koala!

Oh god, that was freaky and hilarious. I wish I could have taken a pic!

 

[Slopsy]

He's only 14. Should we be influencing him this way?

Wait, what a silly question. Of COURSE we should.

*slap*

Silly Axver is silly!

 

[Slopsy]

I'm having a SWEET RAVE.

 

[Axver]

Oh god, that was freaky and hilarious. I wish I could have taken a pic!

Clearly made by somebody who had never seen a koala in their life/had not visited Australia before 2007.

 

[Alisaura]

Alison gets free Guinness. She is a little unsure but willing to try (almost) anything, and figures Dublin is the best place to try this.

Alison tastes her free Guinness, attempting to slurp past all the frothy stuff that smells weird.

Alison thinks about the revelation her taste buds are experiencing.

Alison demonstrates the Yuck Face.

Alison then chokes down maybe 1/3 of the pint before deciding that no, Guinness is not going to grow on her in the space of 20 minutes, and the remainder of the pint is happily downed by one Axver, on top of his own.

 

[Slopsy]

Your Guinness face looks exactly like my vodka face which I'm making right...now.

 

[Axver]

Haahaha post of the night Alison!

 

[Alisaura]

Many thanks also to the same Axver for his enthusiastic photography of above experience!

 

[Axver]

A MESSIDGE TO THE PRESSYDENTUH

A MESSIDGE TO RONALD RAYGUNNAH

A SONG CALLED SECKUNDZ

TAKES'A SECKUND TAH SAY GOODBIIYYYY

 

[Slopsy]

OH MY GOD MY DRINK LOVES OUR LOCATION

It says

Triple Distilled
FOR PURITY

 

[Alisaura]

And with that, I shall bid you goodnight

 

[Alisaura]

Keep on Respecting!

 

[Axver]

Respect, Alison, and goodnight!

 

[Slopsy]

Goodnight Ali!

Ax let's fuck shit up.

 

[Axver]

LET'S.

MOAR MOSCATO.

: pours :

 

[Vlad n U 2]

He's only 14. Should we be influencing him this way?

Wait, what a silly question. Of COURSE we should.

Yoush carnt tell me wati ken nd cant do ...