Pant-y-Blawd Road, Morriston, Wales Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've performed plastic surgery on:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. You won't believe what goes on at Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Is A Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid shiny happy people Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Editing this list is a Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Soddin' Mountain Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida
238. Double Trouble State Park, New Asswipe
239. Wasilla, Alaska
240. Obama, Fukui, Japan
241. The Beehive, Wellington, Bad Luck, New Zealand!
242. Chevy Chase, Maryland
243. John Key and his Disappointment Islands, French Polynesia
244. Chuuk, Federated States of Micronesia
245. Gaylord, Kansas
246. Mormon Bar, California
247. Clipperton Island
248. Foulness, Essex, UK
249. Ali's fossilising Dinosaur Cove, Victoria, Australia
250. Cin is a Dorking, Surrey
251. Walla Walla, Washington
252. Cockfosters, North London
253. I call the big one Bitey-Bitey, Pitcairn Island
254. Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky
255. Doha, Qatar
256. Mumbai, India
257. Khan < Ax, Rajasthan, India
258. I am Error Island, Sitka County, Alaska
259. Bang Sue, Thailand
260. Victory Beach, New Zealand

Now we arrive on Pant-y-Blawd Road, a street in Morriston, Wales. This street had its fifteen seconds of fame recently when somebody royally cocked up a street sign. The English language version states that heavy goods vehicles are prohibited from the residential street; when an e-mail was sent requesting a Welsh language version, the reply was put on the sign without anybody apparently proofreading it. The reply was an automated response in Welsh reading "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

Unsurprisingly, the sign was soon stolen.

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | E-mail error ends up on road sign

Pant-y-blawd Rd, Morriston, Swansea, UK - Google Maps

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

:tumbleweeds:

 

[LemonMelon]

 

[Axver]

I suppose this needs to be posted. Ooh yeah, what a topic of conversation.

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For the first time in six threads, I am the top poster and break 200. Damn.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yo.

Heh, my sister is in Wales for the weekend. Wonder if she's stopping by here.

 

[Axver]

Bonnie!

How are things in the 19th century today?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Busy. Doctor's appointment, haircut, Christmas shopping. All good, though.

How is it in the future?

 

[Axver]

Not too bad, went into the hospital for a check-up and the nose is coming along very well. I loved that the doctor remarked that my septum was easily one of the most bent he's ever seen.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ah, that sounds good. I mean, other than the last bit. That just sounds funny.

So! What's new in Interland?

 

[The Sad Punk]

I was just on NationStates1 - do you still go there? Your nation's gone all centrist!

 

[Axver]

Ah, that sounds good. I mean, other than the last bit. That just sounds funny.

So! What's new in Interland?

In case you've sensibly chosen to avoid WTAHNN, it looks like U2 will indeed have a song called - oh god, I wish I was kidding - Get On Your Boots, and it'll likely be the lead single.

I was just on NationStates1 - do you still go there? Your nation's gone all centrist!

Yeah, I still go there. I am baffled how I ended up centrist! My economy has even recovered! Yet I've continued to make wildly socialistic choices and parodied myself. Maybe socialism works after all.

 

[coolian2]

Evening.

 

[Axver]

Ah, Ian, you successfully got some currency by begging in Courtenay Place then?

 

[coolian2]

Well, I got a $20 changed in the bar at the backpackers last night.

Been good fun so far. Caught 4 hours of Parliament, wish I'd only seen 3. Got to the Basin Reserve this afternoon to catch two overs before it rained. Watched some football at a sports bar until 2am last night, and after seeing a comedian at the Opera House, have just escaped from noisy pubs/clubs - confirmed I'm happy that's not my scene.

It's a bit chilly.

 

[The Sad Punk]

In case you've sensibly chosen to avoid WTAHNN, it looks like U2 will indeed have a song called - oh god, I wish I was kidding - Get On Your Boots, and it'll likely be the lead single.



Yeah, I still go there. I am baffled how I ended up centrist! My economy has even recovered! Yet I've continued to make wildly socialistic choices and parodied myself. Maybe socialism works after all.

I saw. And apparently there were be ladies in the video clip. Doesn't this just stink of concentrated sleaze?

Wow, that's odd. I think Anna and I are the only ones there under particularly Left titles. I mean, Ian's place is goddamn capitalist.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Speak of the devil. How goes it, Ian?

 

[liamcool]

He's dead.

 

[Axver]

I'm surprised you went to see any of the Key Show, EEN.

And I've had worse cricket luck. Once made the trek up to the 'Gabba to see New Zealand play Australia in a Test. Got there in time to see an over - and I'm honestly not sure if we even got that - before the heavens opened and that was the end of play for the day.

Oh yeah, and then there was the one dayer that didn't happen. Goddamn cricket's susceptibility to wet weather.

 

[coolian2]

Speak of the devil. How goes it, Ian?

Good, how's things?

I had a Coopers Pale Ale tonight. It was alright. That's an acceptable beer from SA, right?

 

[coolian2]

Wow, that's odd. I think Anna and I are the only ones there under particularly Left titles. I mean, Ian's place is goddamn capitalist.

Bizarre, isn't it?

 

[coolian2]

I'm surprised you went to see any of the Key Show, EEN.

He wasn't there, but it wasn't bad theatre. They're sitting under urgency, so I wouldn't have seen anything without the bastards winning the election.

 

[Axver]

I saw. And apparently there were be ladies in the video clip. Doesn't this just stink of concentrated sleaze?

Wow, that's odd. I think Anna and I are the only ones there under particularly Left titles. I mean, Ian's place is goddamn capitalist.

U2 are turning into dirty old men. But then again, we already knew that from the photos of Bono with jailbait.

I'm going to have to work on things and make some insanely leftist choices to once again ruin my economy regain a particularly leftist title. But then again, almost every decision I've made so far has been a tax-and-spend one!

 

[coolian2]

Incidentally Ax, Otago were batting and they'd managed 54-0 off 24 overs. I don't think I'll miss much, the standard of domestic cricket is dogshite.

 

[Axver]

Incidentally Ax, Otago were batting and they'd managed 54-0 off 24 overs. I don't think I'll miss much, the standard of domestic cricket is dogshite.

Last time I spoke to my father, he was telling me that Franklin's been recalled to the national team and that he appears to have a bit more talent than Martin with the bat, in light of some recent high scores in the domestic scene.

Then we realised we were talking about Kiwi domestic cricket. Now we both expect him to get bowled first ball he faces.

 

[coolian2]

Five minutes to go.

 

[Axver]

From NationStates:

"I don't care what these so-called scientific studies say," says Elizabeth Shiomi, representing a number of conservative religious organisations. "How can a boy hope to develop properly into a man if he's being brought up by poofs? A father figure is not supposed to behave as if it is 'okay' to be, um, romantically invested in another man - and the same goes for lesbians! Why? Because it is not okay. It'll just give them gay! Think about it: say you have two gay sodding mountain goats - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools. Don't legalise this blasphemy! Think of the children!"

 

[coolian2]

From NationStates:

"I don't care what these so-called scientific studies say," says Elizabeth Shiomi, representing a number of conservative religious organisations. "How can a boy hope to develop properly into a man if he's being brought up by poofs? A father figure is not supposed to behave as if it is 'okay' to be, um, romantically invested in another man - and the same goes for lesbians! Why? Because it is not okay. It'll just give them gay! Think about it: say you have two gay sodding mountain goats - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools. Don't legalise this blasphemy! Think of the children!"

Hahaha.


I think I just dismissed all three nationstates issues I've missed.

 

[Axver]

Looks like I have some good issues to re-establish my leftist credentials. Time to ruin society with my godless lack of morals!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Good, how's things?

I had a Coopers Pale Ale tonight. It was alright. That's an acceptable beer from SA, right?

Yeah, not too bad.

Oh yes, that's like the main beer of SA. Not my favourite Cooper's (the Sparkling Ale is their best), but very, very popular.

 

[coolian2]

I think every issue on nationstates I support is a leftist angle, but yet I'm all but a capitalist.