I'm actually elvis, guys

[FlyYourKite]

Liar!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm actually fake fake edge... i pretend to be the fake edge.

it's a big fucked up circle.

 

[Doozer61]

i'm really sicy

 

[Carek1230]

This is too funny.

 

[Laird/Bono]

i'm actually bono

 

[Zoots]

Maybe he broke his leg and the bone is poking through the skin, but by sheer force of will he is continuing to skate. I think that's probably it.

Or he has a tumour.

I am Jack's bulging leg tumour.

 

[easytiger]

i'm really sicy

... in bed?

 

[Doozer61]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

...

I am Jack's bulging leg tumour.

Make up your damn mind already!

 

[Kieran McConville]

I am the infinities between things, just ask Zoomerang96. Ask him how he made his millions.

Ask him!

 

[Kieran McConville]

OMG That skater guy looks like bono at Live AID, OMG WTF!!!!!#####