Describe the person above you

[Chizip]

^brings back painful memories

Jared dumped me when he got thin

 

[cujo]

^ is on the Moobway diet.

 

[Chizip]

^ wishes he could diet on my moobs

 

[cujo]

^ wishes he could Boomcha a cactus.

 

[Chizip]

^is skilled and drawing dogs peeing

a fetish perhaps?

 

[cujo]

^ knows too much... must be eliminated... I'll just put some naked pictures of B. Arthur on an electric fence, that should do the trick.

 

[Chizip]

^was the reason for a new move in the sack by the ladies called Canadian Fakin'

 

[cujo]

^ is the reason why Missouri is considering changing it's motto from the Show Me State to... Keep It In Your Pants You little Pervo.

 

[Chizip]

^little is the key word

 

[cujo]

^ tends to exaggerate things, especially those requiring size quantification.

 

[Chizip]

^ is known in the mascot circles as the Great White Bore

 

[cujo]

^ known in Indianapolis as the Man With The Big Yellow Hat, who exposes his monkey on demand with the phrase... "show me curious George".

 

[Chizip]

^a dingo ate his baby

 

[nbcrusader]

^would love to have dinner with heartland girl

 

[Chizip]

^is thinking about switching from Flowbee to Robocut

 

[nbcrusader]

^doesn't sleep so he can post in this thread 24/7

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^has frequently interrupted my self-description.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^self-describes.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^now downloading a new West Wing episode. Woohoo!

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^Just 34 hours to go on that episode. Eeek.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^beyond obsessed with the West Wing.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^named her kitten Josh after the delicious Joshua Lyman.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^still hasn't got a summer job. I've been job-hunting a whole week and NOBODY is advertising.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^named her dog Finn after Tori Amos song.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^is eternally grateful to Kazaa for providing her with brand new West Wing episodes, without which she would be horrendously bored.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^needs to go to the Post Office. Also needs to buy a newspaper...even though she watches the news all day on tv and so isn't exactly out-of-touch with what's happening in the world.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^will now stop filling this thread with silly self-describing posts.

 

[Chizip]

^just spent at least 11 minutes self describing herself

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^has noticed how long I spent in self-description....and how much boredom this indicates.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

^SELF-DESCRIBES!
(sorry, it's tradition!)