Clipperton Island Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

So earlier today I was reading about the Taino American Indian chief Hatuey who opposed the Spanish back in the early 16th century.

Before he was burned, a priest asked him if he would accept Jesus and go to heaven. Hatuey asked "Are there Spaniards in heaven?" When the priest assured him that there were many, Hatuey replied "If Christians go to heaven, I do not want to go to Heaven".

Pretty cool guy.

 

[Cin]

This is hilarious coming from you, cinnamingranny.

you cheeky little bastard

I've still got at least another hour and a half in me.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Aoe! Aoe! Aoe!

fuck you caps filter

Do you play AOE3 at all? Online, perchance?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

It's almost three AM. I've stayed up knitting

 

[Axver]

you cheeky little bastard

I've still got at least another hour and a half in me.

So, since New Zealand is two hours ahead, you'll still be going to bed half an hour earlier than Grandpa EEN?

even little ole me?

Especially little ole you.

 

[Cin]

So, since New Zealand is two hours ahead, you'll still be going to bed half an hour earlier than Grandpa EEN?



Especially little ole you.

shit.

 

[liamcool]

Do you play AOE3 at all? Online, perchance?

No. I'm poor.

 

[Axver]

No. I'm poor.

Stop buying goth porno and you may have some money left over.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Stop buying goth porno and you may have some money left over.

I laughed.

I'm baking some sexy ciabatta with sweet chilli sauce and mozzarella. Anyone want to enjoy it with me?

 

[Axver]

Oh, this is priceless. This is the first sentence of an issue I got today on Nationstates 2:

In a recent continental poll on 'most friendly people', Axver came bottom of the list.

DAMN FUCKIN' STRAIGHT, BITCH.

 

[liamcool]

Stop buying goth porno and you may have some money left over.

Stop buying woolen jumpers and you may not be a poor uni student.

 

[Axver]

I'm baking some sexy ciabatta with sweet chilli sauce and mozzarella. Anyone want to enjoy it with me?

This sounds awesome. :takes it all:

 

[Cin]

This sounds awesome. :takes it all:

I'll fight you for some.

 

[The Sad Punk]

It's not as great as I thought it'd be. Unless some starving chillun come up to me first, you guys can have it.

 

[Cin]

I don't want it if you don't like it!!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

K guys, I'm gonna go eat cookies in bed and read a novel nearly 40 years old. Night!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh, this is priceless. This is the first sentence of an issue I got today on Nationstates 2:



DAMN FUCKIN' STRAIGHT, BITCH.

Haha, what was the topic about? I only just got one about slavery and another one about paying to visit public galleries.

 

[The Sad Punk]

K guys, I'm gonna go eat cookies in bed and read a novel nearly 40 years old. Night!

Sounds good, I'd ask what the novel is but you'll probably be off by the time I've posted this. Night!

 

[The Sad Punk]

I don't want it if you don't like it!!

Actually, it got better around the halfway point.

 

[Cin]

Actually, it got better around the halfway point.

uh uh, no tempting me now with your soppy seconds.

 

[Axver]

G'night, Chass!

Haha, what was the topic about? I only just got one about slavery and another one about paying to visit public galleries.

Here's the whole topic:

"Lewd, Crude, and Rude: Freedom of Speech, or Freedom of Hearing?"

In a recent continental poll on 'most friendly people', Axver came bottom of the list. Tourism boards, anxious to promote the country as a wonderful place for holidaymakers, want the government to do something about the 'rudeness' problem.

1. "The people here are a little... unsubtle in their opinions," says Alphonse Chung, chief marketer of Axver Tours. "Just on the way here I was told that I resembled the offspring of a Bricklaying plumber and a dancing monkey. We need to make people aware that what they say hurts others' feelings, and it's not okay. It's offensive and it's bad for business. Political correctness, for all the criticism it gets, is just being polite. The blatant racism in this country is crippling its image. If the government takes this path then the people and media will follow."

2. "Sod off," says Iain Cross, prodding a passerby sharply in the chest. "You say 'political correctness', I hear 'Newspeak' and 'I hear censorship'. Soon we'll all be saying that ignorance is strength and before you know it the government will be telling us what to think as well as what to say. Well, I'm not going to abide that. Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I can say foreigners are dirty or smelly with stupid cultures if I bloody well want to!"

3. Dismiss this issue

You'll never guess which I chose!

 

[Cin]

 

[Axver]

OH MY GOD. Folks, see the SuperRegion in Nationstates 1! That game truly knows funny.

 

[Cin]

I'm off to make some chrissy cards.

 

[The Sad Punk]

OH MY GOD. Folks, see the SuperRegion in Nationstates 1! That game truly knows funny.

Yeah, I saw earlier. Loved what you wrote to Ian on the page, too.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'm off to make some chrissy cards.

Whoa, that takes me back. See you later!

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, cin!

Nearly time for Bonnie's favourite show, Spicks & Specks!

 

[The Sad Punk]

G'night, Chass!



Here's the whole topic:

"Lewd, Crude, and Rude: Freedom of Speech, or Freedom of Hearing?"

In a recent continental poll on 'most friendly people', Axver came bottom of the list. Tourism boards, anxious to promote the country as a wonderful place for holidaymakers, want the government to do something about the 'rudeness' problem.

1. "The people here are a little... unsubtle in their opinions," says Alphonse Chung, chief marketer of Axver Tours. "Just on the way here I was told that I resembled the offspring of a Bricklaying plumber and a dancing monkey. We need to make people aware that what they say hurts others' feelings, and it's not okay. It's offensive and it's bad for business. Political correctness, for all the criticism it gets, is just being polite. The blatant racism in this country is crippling its image. If the government takes this path then the people and media will follow."

2. "Sod off," says Iain Cross, prodding a passerby sharply in the chest. "You say 'political correctness', I hear 'Newspeak' and 'I hear censorship'. Soon we'll all be saying that ignorance is strength and before you know it the government will be telling us what to think as well as what to say. Well, I'm not going to abide that. Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I can say foreigners are dirty or smelly with stupid cultures if I bloody well want to!"

3. Dismiss this issue

You'll never guess which I chose!

This is the only way I can respond to that:



(sorry, the scan cut off shit.)

 

[Axver]

This is the only way I can respond to that:



(sorry, the scan cut off shit.)

Oh my god, that's brilliant on so many levels.

I love how The Smiths may have been "significant to a few disaffected ugly people, but that's it".

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh my god, that's brilliant on so many levels.

I love how The Smiths may have been "significant to a few disaffected ugly people, but that's it".

I'm glad you can tell sort of what's going on with what was cut off. Yeah, my brother just found that in an old Uncut this morning , I thought we had it somewhere.

I can just imagine him sitting around spraying his hair for hours, too! Oh, and how he thinks Ian Curtis stole that trademark dance off of him.