Okay, long story short: I was posting pictures of boobs (no nips, just cleavage) the other night to make myself feel better, and I snuck a picture of my own in there to see if anyone would notice. At the time, Ax had gone AWOL, and I was also trying to lure him back. When it didn't work, I expressed shock that not even my boobs could get him back. Then when everyone realized they were mine, I removed the picture. Well, last night when Ax found out what he'd missed, I decided to treat him to them anyway, in the spirit of the holiday, of course. And we all lived happily ever after.