Slopsy
Everything happens so much
(312): i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Genius!
(312): i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Can you get Nando's with bacon?
I'm not sure, maybe I can bring some third-party bacon in, and added it to my burger.
Why are you on a diet Charlotte?
Lately my diet has consisted of Egg and bacon mcmuffins for brekky, hot dog and shake for lunch, pizza or something greasy for tea.
I LOVE your thinking!
Yummm
I've been feeling pretty lumpy and gross. I don't want anything to stop me gettin' nekkid on the beach this summer!
Diets are for suckers.
:eats chocolate:
:carks it before he's thirty:
Vodka will help you get nekkid. Wait, what sort of pool parties are you going to where you end up in the buff and where's m invite.
Although I did have a bacon and mushroom stuffed crust pizza last night. It was fucking divine. Mmmm. To be honest it's less of a diet and more just me actually exercising every now and then, haha.
Although I did have a bacon and mushroom stuffed crust pizza last night. It was fucking divine. Mmmm. To be honest it's less of a diet and more just me actually exercising every now and then, haha.
Oh boy, my mum's loan company sent her a BEACH BALL in the mail!
I've made it past thirty in fairly good shape. One day I'll wake up and everything will have fallen and gone all squidgy though.
I read this as bacon and marshmallow pizza.
And instantly wondered where somebody could get something so delectable.
Oh I want a loan from that place
bah haha, I just saw your facebook pic Char. Nice boob grabbing action
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
I...wow. This must be done as soon as humanly possible!
I still think you're 16.
Vodka will help you get nekkid. Wait, what sort of pool parties are you going to where you end up in the buff and where's m invite.
There's a chocolate shop here that does a chocolate pizza, complete with marshmallow! I've been meaning to try making it myself. I may have to add bacon to it now.
Charlotte, shall we throw a mad post-PT bash and invite Cin?