1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC Superthread

[Axver]

Motorcade on Pennsylvania Avenue now.

 

[Axver]

Previous presidents being announced now.

Anybody else around?

 

[Reggo]

I missed his speech! Oh, well. That's why God invented TiVo

 

[Axver]

There hasn't been a speech yet ...

 

[Reggo]

There hasn't been a speech yet ...

According to CBS there was one...

 

[Reggo]

Here Comes Biden.

 

[Reggo]

damn stream! Stop buffering!

 

[Reggo]

Herro? Stream? *frantically switches to NBC*

 

[Axver]

Speech by whom?

The media outlets have an advance copy of Obama's speech, but it certainly has not been given yet by him. He hasn't even been announced yet, though it's about to happen.

 

[Axver]

And here he comes.

 

[Reggo]

Feinstein, shut up. Are you gonna yack for 15 minutes?

 

[Axver]

Feinstein is now speechifying, and it feels like she's lecturing those naughty, naughty countries that don't abide by Western style liberal democracy.

 

[Axver]

FUCK OFF RICK WARREN.

FUCK OFF.

clf

 

[Axver]

Everything exists for God's glory, Rick?

What an egotistical cock he must be. Glad I don't know him.

 

[Reggo]

Borrrrrrrrrrrrring

Gimme Obama!

 

[Axver]

How the hell did Rick Warren get this gig?

Fucking hell, he is useless.

 

[Serena Vox]

He just keeps talking and talking.

Wait. He's done.

Oh. Hai.

 

[Reggo]

Aretha! :fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

Hey Serena!

I should've muted Rick.

And oh god, now a song.

 

[Reggo]

Oh, ouch. Aretha, honey, you don't sound as good as you used to.

 

[Serena Vox]

Aretha! :fuckyeah:

Doesn't sound quite like she used to.

 

[Axver]

Should've muted this song too.

 

[Serena Vox]

Hey Serena!

I should've muted Rick.

And oh god, now a song.

Hey Axver!
How are you?

 

[Serena Vox]

Oh, ouch. Aretha, honey, you don't sound as good as you used to.

Doesn't sound quite like she used to.

Head out plz.

 

[Reggo]

Bob Bennett? WTFH?

 

[Axver]

Hey Axver!
How are you?

Not bad, yourself?

And haha, I just misheard "associate justice" as "no shit justice".

Time for Biden to be sworn in.

 

[Reggo]

Here it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Serena Vox]

Not bad, yourself?

And haha, I just misheard "associate justice" as "no shit justice".

Time for Biden to be sworn in.

It's not hard to mishear stuff like that.

I'm not bad. Just watching this like everyone else around the world is and wasting time on the Superthread, of course.

 

[Axver]

Wonder what this composition will be like.

 

[Reggo]

Wow. A movie score-writer person wrote a song for the inauguration.