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Old 03-11-2002, 09:52 PM   #1
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BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.


EDGE: Hiya.

MONA: You don't have a--

BONO: Listen, pokeys. I'm the diva here.

MONA: Um....no one said you weren't--

BONO: *taps scepter on floor* I SAID.

MONA: OK fine. Do what you want.


Maybe I should explain....see this week has been kind of OFF fer me. So I decided to take Bono in under my care. This started on Wednesday when I stayed home from school. I had nothing to do all day so Bono came over. Echo has watched this progress. And it hasn't been pretty.


MONA: OK guys, don't mess up the new linoleum....

BONO: *looks around* Who are you talking to?

MONA: ......the camera crew.

BONO: ...what?

MONA: DOOD. "MTV Cribs" is at my house!

BONO: Em....but no one's here except you and me.

MONA: OK well sometimes when no one else is around I talk to myself

GURUECHO: I do that. If no one is there to hear my philosophical--

MONA: Em....but I'm pretending I'm on "Cribs."


Anyway I guess Bono got kind of tired of that. He's been taking over. I mean....he's EVERYwhere.

BONO: Well not....EVERYwhere.

MONA: *sigh* No. Not EVERYwhere.

EDGE: *bluuuuuuuush*

BONO: On with the show! Spectacular Spectacular! *Snap snap!*

EWAN: Em...


BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*

MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.

BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.

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Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me?
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BONO: The brown M&Ms.....They're the most pure because since they're CHOColate, they don't need as much food coloring.

EDGE: But isn't it a candy--

BONO: !!

MONA: But isn't it a candy--

BONO: !!!! *taps scepter on floor* I SAID!!

JULIE: *imagines Edge in a candy shell*

BONO: *Crosses legs at the ankle EVER so disfainfully.*

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BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.


EDGE: Hiya.

MONA: You don't have a--

BONO: Listen, pokeys. I'm the diva here.

MONA: Um....no one said you weren't--

BONO: *taps scepter on floor* I SAID.

MONA: OK fine. Do what you want.


Maybe I should explain....see this week has been kind of OFF fer me. So I decided to take Bono in under my care. This started on Wednesday when I stayed home from school. I had nothing to do all day so Bono came over. Echo has watched this progress. And it hasn't been pretty.


MONA: OK guys, don't mess up the new linoleum....

BONO: *looks around* Who are you talking to?

MONA: ......the camera crew.

BONO: ...what?

MONA: DOOD. "MTV Cribs" is at my house!

BONO: Em....but no one's here except you and me.

MONA: OK well sometimes when no one else is around I talk to myself

GURUECHO: I do that. If no one is there to hear my philosophical--

MONA: Em....but I'm pretending I'm on "Cribs."


Anyway I guess Bono got kind of tired of that. He's been taking over. I mean....he's EVERYwhere.

BONO: Well not....EVERYwhere.

MONA: *sigh* No. Not EVERYwhere.

EDGE: *bluuuuuuuush*

BONO: On with the show! Spectacular Spectacular! *Snap snap!*

EWAN: Em...


BONO: I SAID. *SNAP. SNAP.*

MONA: Ye have the fingers of a brick layer.

BONO: Mona, before you dress up as a brick -- Edge. Snap my fingers for me.

Am I the only one here that thinks Ewan McGregor and Bono look alike?
LOL......great story...thanks for that.
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Old 03-11-2002, 10:11 PM   #6
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So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
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Am I the only one here that thinks Ewan McGregor and Bono look alike?

Bono as Obi-Wan Kenobi?



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!!!

dude! i have a picture of sting that looks like bono! does he count as a diva?

*licks edge's candy shell*

*runs off*

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LMAO WildHonee

Well well what do we have here...*drool*
Must...replace...Nicole's face...with MINE!!!
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Old 03-11-2002, 10:17 PM   #10
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I......am the GREATEST singer in AALLL THE LAAANNNDD!!!

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Bono as Obi-Wan Kenobi?

LOL!!
Seriously!!
I think they look alike...Ewan in normal mode..not Obi-Wan....anywhooo...maybe I'm fucking nuts but I see a resemblance...
Goddamn he's hot.
And yes...check out the movie Velvet Goldmine...Ewan plays a rock and roll diva.
LOL!!

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Old 03-11-2002, 10:27 PM   #12
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BONO: Well Mona has to go to bed now. I'm supposed to go into the closet or something now. Until the morning, then -- DANCE, cowboys, DANCE!!

GAYDANCINGCOWBOYS: Yes, Diva Bono.

EDGE: Is that all fer today, then, Diva Bono?

BONO: Yes. Yes it is.

MONA: .....we're just ending the day with Gay Dancing Cowboys?

BONO: Yes. Yes we are.

ADAM: O_o

MONA: That's not very original. I mean.....I could do that.

BONO: Listen.....I could be a genius if I wasn't so lazy.

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mmmmmmmm......


i'm in the mood for a mango...

*wanders off*

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*licks edge's candy shell*


I was going to say something about melting, but I won't.

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Mona!!! Thanks for that whole thread!!! You need to post more things like that around here.



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dude! i have a picture of sting that looks like bono! does he count as a diva?


Can we see it?? Pleeeeeeze. I love Sting and Bono so I think that I would like StingBono!!

Great thread guys!! I am LMAO!!!


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dude! i have a picture of sting that looks like bono! does he count as a diva?


Can we see it?? Pleeeeeeze. I love Sting and Bono so I think that I would like StingBono!!

Great thread guys!! I am LMAO!!!


!!!!!! Shaaaare
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I was going to say something about melting, but I won't.

!! OMG!! i SO didnot think of that!! lol!!

*Blushes a la Edge*

i wouldn't mind trying it out!

*Blushes even more*





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ok the sting pic... i'm not sure i still have it! i have no idea where it is.

i can go and hunt, tho....

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BONO: That's right. I'm back. And I have a CAPE this time. Oh....this is my boy, Edge.

Lol at that picture.

Bono, sweety, I have your cape. Come n' get it.



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