The Oracle... and stuff

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


ADAM: *is waiting for a hit and run attack by Elizabeth...if you catch my drift*

umm...hit and run? sounds so brief... tawdry...i'm a commitment kind of girl. if i hit him, i stay around to nurse him back to health...after all, i'm his number one fan...


"EEK EEK EEK EEK"

WTF? where did that come from? who's back there? cut that out!

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress:
I wonder what would come about if these responses were e-mailed to u2.com...hmmm...I agree someone has got to e-mail U2.com to see what happens.

I wonder what they do with them. I haven't seen an Oracle question and answer page or anything.
How about we send them the elevation and man-cleavage suggestion ones. Love from PLEBA.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[UV2001]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
AND THE MOST FRIGHTENING ONE OF ALL:
MONA: When will Elizabeth get Adam?s pants?

ORACLE: Here comes the car chase.

DEAR GOD. She?ll run him over for his PANTS.

Maybe it means the police will be after you after that lol.

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
I spoke with The Oracle.

Who will go with me to my next U2 concert?
Four jerks and a police escort. (Bono)
This means U2! But maybe it just means that they will be there. Which I knew already.

How much stess will these extended dates cause for me?
Scorch the earth set fire to the sky.

LOLLL!!!

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Q: Does Larry know about our button obsession on PLEBA?
A:If you just close your eyes you can feel the enemy. I think that's a yes

ROTFLMAO
i think that's a YES, too!!!

yes, someone email oracle! lolll

WildHonee sweetie, pls don't put images in my head of Larry sweatingon a bike shirtless. *thud*

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Show your heart....
Show your heart, and your soul!

*%* U2 Take Me Higher *%*

 

[clarityat3am]

Question: How will I ever pass my classes?
Answer: Through the walls we hear the city groan.

I'm doomed.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Q. Why does Edge wear hats?
A. I've got slow motion on my side. (I have no idea what this means ... maybe slow motion refers to slow heair growth).

Q. Will Bono ever grow a mullet again?
A. Time is a train, makes the future the past.

Q. Will I ever meet U2?
A. You're an accident waiting to happen.

Q. Why does Bono wear sunglasses?
A. I ain't got nothing, but it's more than you've got?


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:

Q. Will I ever meet U2?
A. You're an accident waiting to happen.

LMAO!!!!!

MONA: Hey, when will Bono read the elevated thread that I res-erected for PLEBA?

ORACLE: When all the colors bleed into one.

MONA: O feck. That's like when MacPhisto's Mansion freezes over. Why didn't Bono wait for me?

ORACLE: Kings will rule and the poor will toil.

MONA: Ehh...Why is Bono the prettiest man alive?

ORACLE: Less is more; but more is even MORE.

MONA:No....nekkid or not nekkid? WTF? OK Which is better, nekkid Bono or not nekkid Bono?

ORACLE: If you just close your eyes, you can feel the enemy.

MONA: *feels the enemy*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[DML]

I asked it if I was every gonna get a job, it said, "You are an accident waiting to happen." So I guess there isn't a hope in hell...

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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

IM me: ghettopoptart83

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

MONA: Ehh...Why is Bono the prettiest man alive?

ORACLE: Less is more; but more is even MORE.

MONA:No....nekkid or not nekkid? WTF? OK Which is better, nekkid Bono or not nekkid Bono?

ORACLE: If you just close your eyes, you can feel the enemy.

MONA: *feels the enemy*

LMAO "Less is more, but more is even more" Great answer!

I'm glad I'm not the only one so amused by The Oracle.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

MONA:No....nekkid or not nekkid? WTF? OK Which is better, nekkid Bono or not nekkid Bono?

ORACLE: If you just close your eyes, you can feel the enemy.

MONA: *feels the enemy*

that's illegal in five states.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
that's illegal in five states.

*sigh*....which ones?......Not here, I hope.

FBI *chases me down*

Feck!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[OnTheEdge]

More fun with The!

What do you think of Larry's man-cleavage?
A conscience can sometimes be a pest.

What do you think of Bono's elevation?
Start by repeating the question.

What do you think of Adam's willy?
Shake, rattle and hum.

Did you know that you have the same light as Adam's willy?
Midnight is where the day begins.

What color are Adam lenses, purple, violet, plum, lavender, or lilac?
What do you want?

What do YOU want?
Shake, rattle and hum.

Well you can't have him.

Will the Art Institute of Seattle give me an Edge?
Some places are like your auntie.

Will the newspaper teach me how to cut Edge cookies?
The twenty first century has a lot to live up to.

Does Q13 has Edge in thier coverage???
Don't listen to the band.

I don't know why, but I think they're violet?
Less is more. But more is even more.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam