*Sniff* - A Venus Fly Trap???

[Echo]

This is my imitation of Mona's brilliant "illustrated" script style.


ADAM: *sniff*

BONO: What's the matter, you got a cold?

ADAM: It's my allergies! They've been acting up ever since Edge started collecting all these plants.

BONO: I rather like them. The Venus Fly Trap is interesting.

ADAM: It sings.

BONO: Really?

ADAM: Yeah. *sniff* *blows nose on Bono's sleeve* Man, that's not the worst. The orchids produce so much pollen. My sinuses can't take it. *Blows nose on tablecloth*

LARRY *walks in* *points back at Venus Fly Trap* Who's Seymour?

ADAM: *sniff*

LARRY: What's his problem?

BONO: He's allergic to plant sex.

LARRY: *to Adam* So don't have any, then!

ADAM: It's all Edge's fault. Crazy wanker.

EDGE: I am not crazy! I am rich and brilliant, which makes me "eccentric."

BONO: So eccentric you can't even tie your own shoes.

ADAM: At least he has Dallas do it now. Remember the last time he tried to tie them himself?

EDGE: Oh, you think the sun shines out of your arse?

ADAM: As a matter of fact it does.

EDGE: Besides, how can I find the time to tie my shoes when I'm so busy with my cloning experiments?

BONO: You guys! Can you put a cork in it? I am trying to write a sonnet for Mona! *writes*
"I know it's been so often stated...
But baby when I see you I get elevated..."
Hmmm...

LARRY: Hey guys! Check out my new ball!

EDGE: *falls off chair*

ADAM: THAT must have been expensive

*Larry holds up a Magic 8-Ball*

LARRY: I got it at Toy's R Us!

BONO: Hmmm...Do you think the "R" in the Toys R Us in Russia is forwards?

LARRY: Aren't you supposed to be writing?

BONO: Oh yeah...*writes*
"You've got a hold on my heart and soul
Something something inter-pantal control..."
No, no, that won't do...

LARRY: Go ahead! Ask my ball a question!

EDGE: *falls off of couch*

ADAM: Will Bono ever buy a pair of trousers that can get through a whole show without malfunctioning?

LARRY: *reads 8-ball* "Definitely Not."

MONA: !!!!!!!!

ADAM: Ask it if my allergies will clear up anytime soon. *sniff* *blows nose on the 40-foot lemon.*

EDGE: Oh, that's disgusting.

LARRY: Well that begins to describe it.

EDGE: Good, I've always wanted to begin to describe something.

BONO: How's this:
"Life is incomplete without you
I need someone to clean my loo."

LARRY: *reads 8-ball* "Try again."

ADAM: Will Edge and Bono ever change positions?

EDGE: *falls off coffee table*

ADAM: On stage.

LARRY: "Uncertain."

ADAM: *sniff* *blows nose on hundred-dollar bill*

BONO: Adam! That money is supposed to go to Africa!

EDGE, ADAM, and LARRY: *in unison* *rolling eyes* "Speaking of Third World Debt..."

BONO: Aw...Am I that predicatble?

LARRY: *looks at Magic 8-Ball* "My sources say Yes."

BONO: *falls off stool*

ADAM: Bwahaha! Looks like Edge is rubbing off on you.

EDGE: Mostly while he's asleep.

LARRY: What did you say?

EDGE: Huh? Nothing...

BONO: Okay how about this:
"In this moment I am stuck
When I see you I just wanna..."

ADAM: *blows nose on Magic 8-ball*

EDGE: *falls off television set*




[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-01-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO!!!!! My stomach hurts from laughing!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! Adam's nose!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edge falling off things!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by Echo:

BONO: Okay how about this:
"In this moment I am stuck
When I see you I just wanna..."

duck?

so the plays have become pictorial? i like.

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"Revolution starts at home, in your heart, in your refusal to compromise your beliefs and your values." - Bono

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

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www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

You hurt yourself, you hurt your lover, then you discover what you thought was freedom is just greed...

 

[WildHonee]

LOL I love how the plants were there in the beginning and had NOTHING to do with anything!!!!!!!!!!! (this is a GOOD thing, trust me, because it's CRAZY funny

) Story of my life! Like Edge in the movie theatre

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by Echo:
EDGE: Oh, you think the sun shines out of your arse?

ADAM: As a matter of fact it does.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-01-2001).]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!! No words, just laughter

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"I buy socks."
-Adam, when asked what he does with the money he would have spent on drink.

"The babes, the feast, and the toga conspire to give Adam the bearing of a Caesar (one of the late, inbred, lunatic Caesars, perhaps, but a Caesar nonetheless.)"
-Bill Flanagan, at an after-concert soiree with the band and Co.

"If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane."
-Adam, The Simpsons

Proud member of Larry's stick-keeper's association

 

[MissZooropa]

Originally posted by Echo:

BONO: Okay how about this:
"In this moment I am stuck
When I see you I just wanna..."

*wipes tears out of my eyes* RAOTFLMAO

I just had to show this to my coworker, a guy. Before I got to this last part he asked "why is he falling off things all the time, that Edge" LOL



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"U2 on it?s own is a very interesting group and all. But U2 with it?s audience is a culture" - Bono

http://community.webshots.com/user/misszooropa
Pictures from Copenhagen (shirtless ones), London and Dublin, Slane.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

BONO: He's allergic to plant sex.

LARRY: *to Adam* So don't have any, then!
[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-01-2001).]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Echo:


LARRY *walks in* *points back at Venus Fly Trap* Who's Seymour?

------

ADAM: *sniff*

LARRY: What's his problem?

BONO: He's allergic to plant sex.

LARRY: *to Adam* So don't have any, then!

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EDGE: Good, I've always wanted to begin to describe something.

-------

BONO: How's this:
"Life is incomplete without you
I need someone to clean my loo."

LARRY: *reads 8-ball* "Try again."

lol!!!!!!!!!!!lmfao!!!

[on the plant collection]

LARRY: Edge! Why's this door locked? *tugs knob*

EDGE: it's just em, well...

BONO: oh, is this the key for it? *magically finds key under couch cushion*

EDGE: No! you can't go in-

LARRY: *unlock* What the feck kind o' plant is that???

BONO: i rather like it. *grins at the shrubbery trimmed into the shape of his likeness* but why...

EDGE: *blushes and hides under couch cushion*


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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FallDownJulie:
lol!!!!!!!!!!!lmfao!!!

[on the plant collection]

LARRY: Edge! Why's this door locked? *tugs knob*

EDGE: it's just em, well...

BONO: oh, is this the key for it? *magically finds key under couch cushion*

EDGE: No! you can't go in-

LARRY: *unlock* What the feck kind o' plant is that???

BONO: i rather like it. *grins at the shrubbery trimmed into the shape of his likeness* but why...

EDGE: *blushes and hides under couch cushion*

...is it anatomically correct?



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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[FallDownJulie]

fashioned a la the statue of David.

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~FDJ*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"

 

[WildHonee]

anyone wanna play a little rugby in the plant maze?

ADAM: Is someone calling for me?

BONO:...rugby?

MONA: *from behind BonoBush* SHIRTS N SKINS!! WOO!!!

Bono....Bush...Gavin....and Bono

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[Scottphisto]

O_O

>_<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough cough cough* Okay, I'm alright...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wipes eyes*

*contines reading*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Falls of chair into vat of jello*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Heh...that was great!!

*Get's out of jello...Sees Mona with a turkey baster*

GULP.

MONA: Heh heh heh...

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

Whar'd that vermint go? *baste*

Come back here, Phisto Kid.....

....RELEASE THE ENOS! Er, HOUNDS!

as long as there isn't another pie mishap....


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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[WildHonee]

ScottPhisto!!! You stretched it all out of shape!!

...the THREAD, people! *fishing rod*

heheh

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~*Mona*~ Echo's Pimpstress Protege, 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

"I said I believed in standing, and in leaving your life for rock and roll, and in television, and in origins..."

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
ScottPhisto!!! You stretched it all out of shape!!

...the THREAD, people! *fishing rod*

heheh

Well, you know...
When yer THE MAN-SLUT OF PLEBA, you have certain responsibilities. Thinks that are just EXPECTED of you.



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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!