DML
War Child
Okay...I'm condensing all my thoughts into one long post...tehe
Anywho let's start
-I was doing my normal everyday chores with the channel on 103 (the U2 thing on Direct TV) and my father sits down and was watching it, and I was like "oh god" cause Bono was talking about Edge getting sexual pleasure from data and Adam's instrument holding powers of women...I was hoping I wasn't going to get the old birds and the bees talk.
-we decorated our tree today...my mother hung a spoon on the tree...me: "Oh no mother...you really aren't going to have a spoon on that tree are you? How Adam Clayton are you?" It's still there...then we were all done...and my mother says, "Look how nice it looks" me: "nope...its missing one thing...my loot." then with quick thinking I ran to my room, and took one of my U2 posters and shoved it under the tree since the tickets to the concert was my main present.
On to the little play...it's not so great, it was just a late night rambling of mine...so I'm warning you all now
Mommy: Umm?Dana?what is that behind you?
Dana: Aww?ma?it?s just some rock stars that followed me home from school, can we PLEASE keep them?
Mommy: Dana?you know what happened LAST time we let you keep a rock band?.
Dana: Yeah, but that was different?that wasn?t really a rock band?that was some cheesy rap group called Kriss Kross, and I was like 10...this is WAAAAYYY different. *Dana quickly smuggles this ?rock band? to her room*
Dana: Now you guys sit here?don?t make a sound while I try to convince Ma to let me keep you guys?*Dana leaves*
Bono: WHOO HOO! Look at all the toys!!! Shot gun on all the Star Wars stuff!
Edge: I?m gonna play with the computer?
Larry: *snarl* I wanted to play with the Star Wars stuff?
Adam: *looks in closet and sees the bridesmaid uniform that Dana wore in her brother?s wedding*
*Dana enters again to some what of a shock*
Edge: Uh?Dana?I?um?um?broke your computer?sorry.
Dana: Eh?don?t worry about it?it?s not the first computer that was broke in this family?and it certainly won?t be the last?
Bono: Look at my LIGHTSABER!!!!! It?s sooo pretty! I like to bang it against things?look how it lights up?
Larry: Um?has anyone seen Adam?
*Adam BUSTS out of the closet in the dress and Macphisto type shoes and prances about*
Larry: *snarl*
Edge: Wow?that?s umm, different?
Bono: Ooh?I like those shoes?I had a pair kinda like that?
Dana: Ma isn?t going to be thrilled to see that?I just know it?anyway?she said I could keep you guys if you BEHAVE yourselves?you better be housebroken.
Bono, Edge, Adam, and Larry: We are?
Larry: I?m bored.
*Dana goes into the closet, Adam follows hoping there will be more pretty dresses*
Dana: Sorry to burst your bubble Adam, that?s the only dress I have?*Adam looks sad and leaves the closet, still in the dress*
*Bono takes the light saber and hits Larry with it*
Larry: You keep doing that, and I will umm?*Larry looks around* hit you with this!
Bono: That is umm?Edge?s hat?I?m not scared?
Edge: HEY?that?s MY HAT *looks around and puts on a pair of Mickey Mouse ears* Never mind, I like these better.
*Dana?still in the closet looking for something to keep her new little pets entertained spots the crocodile hunter game on the shelf above*
Dana: HEY BONO?come here?.no wait, never mind you are just as small as me?Adam?come here?I need your help?you?re the tallest?
Adam: Yes?
Dana: Get that for me
Adam: Don?t look up my dress?
Dana: mmm?right
*Adam stands on a chair and gets it?Dana looks up his dress?Adam and Dana come out of the closet giggling*
Dana: We are gonna play this game?
Adam: Whoo hoo! Strip Crocodile Hunter game *Adam drops the bottom of the dress off*
Edge: Uh?I don?t think so?that?s weird Adam?*looks at a card with a random fact about a crocodile on it and starts to say something about crocodiles*
Bono: I thought you liked owls Edge?
Larry: *snarl*
Adam: Oh gosh?umm?Dana?does your parents have spoons?
Dana: What kinda of question is that?
Larry: He loves spoons?especially spoons with states on it?*snarl*
Bono: *reading the directions* Let?s play this game, it sounds fun!
Adam: Does it involves getting naked?
Bono, Edge, Larry, Dana: NO!!!
Larry: Look at the back of the box, do those kids look naked? NO!
*Mommy enters*
Mommy: What on earth are you doing? Here are some newspapers to put down?I don?t want any accidents on the floor?
Dana: Ma?they are housebroken it?s okay?
Bono: Well?I did spill what ever was in that cup over there?I?m sorry Mrs. Dana?s Mommy?can we still stay?
Mommy: Oh what the heck?I always said I wanted to have five more boys sometimes then having Dana?
Dana: MOM! There?s only four there?geez?plus you think I?m bad?you haven?t seen all the trouble they caused the past 4 minutes that they have been here?
Mommy: Why is that one wearing your bridesmaid dress?
Dana: I dunno?he likes to dress in dresses sometimes.
*Mommy leaves*
Bono: Can I go first? Please?
Dana: Huh? What? Uh?I?m sorry?
Bono: The GAME?can I go first in the GAME?geez where is your brain?
*Adam giggles*
Larry: Umm?I?m going first?later?
Edge: Did you know that crocodiles are big?just like?.uh?oh never mind
Bono: WHEE! Look at that crocodile spin around
*Out of no where, Larry takes out a drumstick and beats the little crocodile*
Bono: Aww?Larry?why did you have to go and do such a thing?
Larry: It was gonna pop my Steve off the fence?
Edge: I can fix it! I can fix!
Bono, Adam, Larry and Dana: NO!
Bono: Do you have any more games?
Dana: Go look in the closet?
Adam: If you find any more dresses?tell me?
*Bono comes out with Twister*
Dana: Huh? I could have sworn I left that game in New Jersey?
Bono: What? I guess the props department must have put it in the closet *Bono gives a little smile to the audience*
Edge: Why is the mat missing two spots?
Bono: Oh?that?s okay, we can just use Larry?s buttons?
Larry: Why in EVERY play, I lose my buttons?
Mommy: *from the kitchen* DINNER!
Dana: Uh oh?dinner?
*Everybody leaves to go to the dinning room*
Daddy: *to Edge* Umm?excuse me, we don?t allow hats at the table when we eat?
Dana: But DAAAAD?this is THE EDGE! He HAS to wear a hat.
Edge: No?it?s okay *takes off Mickey Mouse ears, only to reveal another hat* I?m sorry Mr. Dana?s Daddy?
Larry: Uh Edge?you still have a hat on?
Edge: Oh goodness?SIGH?
Daddy: Um?okay?I?ll let it go, but WHY is that one wearing your dress, Dana? Where on earth did you find these people?
Jason the big mean older brother: *scowl*
Larry: umm?excuse me?I believe that is MY line?thank you very much?*SCOWL*
Adam: Excuse Mr. and Mrs. Dana?s Parents but I hear you guys have an extensive Spoon collection?I would love to hear about it?
Dana: Uh, Adam, not only do we not wear hats at the table, but we also don?t talk spoons at the table.
Daddy: Oh yes?*daddy goes on a big rant about spoons*
Bono, Edge, Larry, Dana, Mommy and Big Mean Brother: Oh GEEZ!
Mommy: Oh Bono, are you still having trouble twirling your spaghetti? Dana told us that story?
Bono: She did?eep!
Larry: Uh?erm?uh?umm?
Big Mean Brother: OUCH!
Larry: I hate to say something?but button?
Dana: Good job Larry?maybe that mean brother of mine won?t talk?you are my hero! *Dana grabs Larry and pulls him acrossed the table*
Mommy: Dana?please?not at the table?
*Later on that night*
Dana: I?m going to bed?
Bono: Where are we gonna sleep?
Dana: On my bunk bed of course?silly
Bono: WHEE?a BUNK BED!
Edge: Where is Adam?
Larry: Oh?he?s still talking about spoons?I never thought someone else collected spoons Dana?
Dana: Oh hush?my father, he?s odd?
*Adam busts in*
Adam: Look guys?I gotta?
Bono, Edge, Larry, Dana: NO!
*Bono throws Dana?s Darth Vador pillow at him*
Edge: You don?t have any owls do you Dana?
Dana: No?you guys are about as much as one person can handle?I don?t need an owl?good night, go to sleep?
Larry: Dana?do you guys have a sewing machine?
Dana: No?my brother and I broke it one day?go to sleep?Good night you guys?
*2 in the morning?*
Larry and Adam: Can you three keep it down?
Bono and Edge: You guys had your turn with her?.
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Dana
"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'
IM me: ghettopoptart83
-I was doing my normal everyday chores with the channel on 103 (the U2 thing on Direct TV) and my father sits down and was watching it, and I was like "oh god" cause Bono was talking about Edge getting sexual pleasure from data and Adam's instrument holding powers of women...I was hoping I wasn't going to get the old birds and the bees talk.
-we decorated our tree today...my mother hung a spoon on the tree...me: "Oh no mother...you really aren't going to have a spoon on that tree are you? How Adam Clayton are you?" It's still there...then we were all done...and my mother says, "Look how nice it looks" me: "nope...its missing one thing...my loot." then with quick thinking I ran to my room, and took one of my U2 posters and shoved it under the tree since the tickets to the concert was my main present.
On to the little play...it's not so great, it was just a late night rambling of mine...so I'm warning you all now
Mommy: Umm?Dana?what is that behind you?
Dana: Aww?ma?it?s just some rock stars that followed me home from school, can we PLEASE keep them?
Mommy: Dana?you know what happened LAST time we let you keep a rock band?.
Dana: Yeah, but that was different?that wasn?t really a rock band?that was some cheesy rap group called Kriss Kross, and I was like 10...this is WAAAAYYY different. *Dana quickly smuggles this ?rock band? to her room*
Dana: Now you guys sit here?don?t make a sound while I try to convince Ma to let me keep you guys?*Dana leaves*
Bono: WHOO HOO! Look at all the toys!!! Shot gun on all the Star Wars stuff!
Edge: I?m gonna play with the computer?
Larry: *snarl* I wanted to play with the Star Wars stuff?
Adam: *looks in closet and sees the bridesmaid uniform that Dana wore in her brother?s wedding*
*Dana enters again to some what of a shock*
Edge: Uh?Dana?I?um?um?broke your computer?sorry.
Dana: Eh?don?t worry about it?it?s not the first computer that was broke in this family?and it certainly won?t be the last?
Bono: Look at my LIGHTSABER!!!!! It?s sooo pretty! I like to bang it against things?look how it lights up?
Larry: Um?has anyone seen Adam?
*Adam BUSTS out of the closet in the dress and Macphisto type shoes and prances about*
Larry: *snarl*
Edge: Wow?that?s umm, different?
Bono: Ooh?I like those shoes?I had a pair kinda like that?
Dana: Ma isn?t going to be thrilled to see that?I just know it?anyway?she said I could keep you guys if you BEHAVE yourselves?you better be housebroken.
Bono, Edge, Adam, and Larry: We are?
Larry: I?m bored.
*Dana goes into the closet, Adam follows hoping there will be more pretty dresses*
Dana: Sorry to burst your bubble Adam, that?s the only dress I have?*Adam looks sad and leaves the closet, still in the dress*
*Bono takes the light saber and hits Larry with it*
Larry: You keep doing that, and I will umm?*Larry looks around* hit you with this!
Bono: That is umm?Edge?s hat?I?m not scared?
Edge: HEY?that?s MY HAT *looks around and puts on a pair of Mickey Mouse ears* Never mind, I like these better.
*Dana?still in the closet looking for something to keep her new little pets entertained spots the crocodile hunter game on the shelf above*
Dana: HEY BONO?come here?.no wait, never mind you are just as small as me?Adam?come here?I need your help?you?re the tallest?
Adam: Yes?
Dana: Get that for me
Adam: Don?t look up my dress?
Dana: mmm?right
*Adam stands on a chair and gets it?Dana looks up his dress?Adam and Dana come out of the closet giggling*
Dana: We are gonna play this game?
Adam: Whoo hoo! Strip Crocodile Hunter game *Adam drops the bottom of the dress off*
Edge: Uh?I don?t think so?that?s weird Adam?*looks at a card with a random fact about a crocodile on it and starts to say something about crocodiles*
Bono: I thought you liked owls Edge?
Larry: *snarl*
Adam: Oh gosh?umm?Dana?does your parents have spoons?
Dana: What kinda of question is that?
Larry: He loves spoons?especially spoons with states on it?*snarl*
Bono: *reading the directions* Let?s play this game, it sounds fun!
Adam: Does it involves getting naked?
Bono, Edge, Larry, Dana: NO!!!
Larry: Look at the back of the box, do those kids look naked? NO!
*Mommy enters*
Mommy: What on earth are you doing? Here are some newspapers to put down?I don?t want any accidents on the floor?
Dana: Ma?they are housebroken it?s okay?
Bono: Well?I did spill what ever was in that cup over there?I?m sorry Mrs. Dana?s Mommy?can we still stay?
Mommy: Oh what the heck?I always said I wanted to have five more boys sometimes then having Dana?
Dana: MOM! There?s only four there?geez?plus you think I?m bad?you haven?t seen all the trouble they caused the past 4 minutes that they have been here?
Mommy: Why is that one wearing your bridesmaid dress?
Dana: I dunno?he likes to dress in dresses sometimes.
*Mommy leaves*
Bono: Can I go first? Please?
Dana: Huh? What? Uh?I?m sorry?
Bono: The GAME?can I go first in the GAME?geez where is your brain?
*Adam giggles*
Larry: Umm?I?m going first?later?
Edge: Did you know that crocodiles are big?just like?.uh?oh never mind
Bono: WHEE! Look at that crocodile spin around
*Out of no where, Larry takes out a drumstick and beats the little crocodile*
Bono: Aww?Larry?why did you have to go and do such a thing?
Larry: It was gonna pop my Steve off the fence?
Edge: I can fix it! I can fix!
Bono, Adam, Larry and Dana: NO!
Bono: Do you have any more games?
Dana: Go look in the closet?
Adam: If you find any more dresses?tell me?
*Bono comes out with Twister*
Dana: Huh? I could have sworn I left that game in New Jersey?
Bono: What? I guess the props department must have put it in the closet *Bono gives a little smile to the audience*
Edge: Why is the mat missing two spots?
Bono: Oh?that?s okay, we can just use Larry?s buttons?
Larry: Why in EVERY play, I lose my buttons?
Mommy: *from the kitchen* DINNER!
Dana: Uh oh?dinner?
*Everybody leaves to go to the dinning room*
Daddy: *to Edge* Umm?excuse me, we don?t allow hats at the table when we eat?
Dana: But DAAAAD?this is THE EDGE! He HAS to wear a hat.
Edge: No?it?s okay *takes off Mickey Mouse ears, only to reveal another hat* I?m sorry Mr. Dana?s Daddy?
Larry: Uh Edge?you still have a hat on?
Edge: Oh goodness?SIGH?
Daddy: Um?okay?I?ll let it go, but WHY is that one wearing your dress, Dana? Where on earth did you find these people?
Jason the big mean older brother: *scowl*
Larry: umm?excuse me?I believe that is MY line?thank you very much?*SCOWL*
Adam: Excuse Mr. and Mrs. Dana?s Parents but I hear you guys have an extensive Spoon collection?I would love to hear about it?
Dana: Uh, Adam, not only do we not wear hats at the table, but we also don?t talk spoons at the table.
Daddy: Oh yes?*daddy goes on a big rant about spoons*
Bono, Edge, Larry, Dana, Mommy and Big Mean Brother: Oh GEEZ!
Mommy: Oh Bono, are you still having trouble twirling your spaghetti? Dana told us that story?
Bono: She did?eep!
Larry: Uh?erm?uh?umm?
Big Mean Brother: OUCH!
Larry: I hate to say something?but button?
Dana: Good job Larry?maybe that mean brother of mine won?t talk?you are my hero! *Dana grabs Larry and pulls him acrossed the table*
Mommy: Dana?please?not at the table?
*Later on that night*
Dana: I?m going to bed?
Bono: Where are we gonna sleep?
Dana: On my bunk bed of course?silly
Bono: WHEE?a BUNK BED!
Edge: Where is Adam?
Larry: Oh?he?s still talking about spoons?I never thought someone else collected spoons Dana?
Dana: Oh hush?my father, he?s odd?
*Adam busts in*
Adam: Look guys?I gotta?
Bono, Edge, Larry, Dana: NO!
*Bono throws Dana?s Darth Vador pillow at him*
Edge: You don?t have any owls do you Dana?
Dana: No?you guys are about as much as one person can handle?I don?t need an owl?good night, go to sleep?
Larry: Dana?do you guys have a sewing machine?
Dana: No?my brother and I broke it one day?go to sleep?Good night you guys?
*2 in the morning?*
Larry and Adam: Can you three keep it down?
Bono and Edge: You guys had your turn with her?.
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Dana
"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'
IM me: ghettopoptart83
