Another what would you do if.....

[U2Kitten]

You came upon this scene, a poor, blind, homeless, helpless street musician begging for money on the sidewalk with his guitar. Of course we know there is really no reason to pity him we know he is neither blind nor homeless or poor!

What would you do? Would you play along? Would you offer him money? Offer to take him home and care for him? Or would you call him on really being Bono? I know some of you girls could come up with some really cool ideas for this one, let's hear them!

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"Walk On, stay safe tonight"

[This message has been edited by U2Kitten (edited 08-31-2001).]

 

[Autumn454]

Aw, that looks so sad! I wonder if the girl offering him the coin has any idea who he is? I would sit down next to him and talk to him until one of us gave ourselves away! I would stay around him and see what happened, I couldn't resist! It's my BONO!

 

[Jody]

I think if I saw that I would probably faint in the street and get run over by an oncoming bus.
Failing that I would offer to sing while he played guitar- that would be sure to get people offering money

Of course I would invite him back to my house for a shower and a meal. Of course I would make sure that the lock on the bathroom door didn't work. Oh and I might get tempted to spike the food with sedative.
Bono would then fall asleep on my sofa and I would invite all you PLEBA girls round in time for when he woke up.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Jody:
I think if I saw that I would probably faint in the street and get run over by an oncoming bus.
Failing that I would offer to sing while he played guitar- that would be sure to get people offering money

Of course I would invite him back to my house for a shower and a meal. Of course I would make sure that the lock on the bathroom door didn't work. Oh and I might get tempted to spike the food with sedative.
Bono would then fall asleep on my sofa and I would invite all you PLEBA girls round in time for when he woke up.

Bono: *shower shower* *scrub a dub* Rubber duckie you're the one....dum de doo...
Mona: *barge in* what? O gosh....wouldya look at...I was just walking by and the bathroom door just flew open! and well...hey did I put any soap in there? cause I think it...here I'll just come in and check *gangway*

sounds like another PLEBA sleep-over

*watch Bono sleep* who needs tv?


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~*Mona*~
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[Bonavoix]

Is that really Bono in that picture?

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[U2Kitten]

Good ideas! If anyone catches him let us all know!

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"Walk On, stay safe tonight"

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Sunrazor:
I'd tranquilize him, tie him up, stuff him in a van, bundle him on a plane, and fly to my super-secret tropical island hideout where the beaches are clean, the ocean is blue, the ferns are thick, the beds are huge, and there is no one for miles in every direction so there will be no one to hear him... uh.... "scream".

Dammit, you took my answer!!!

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"I Can Lose Myself, You I Can't Live Without"

 

[SamanthaPuff]

LOL!

I hope this doesn't scare him of us!

I don't deny dreaming about such things myself!

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Just as you find me
always I will be
a little bit too free
with myself
-Bono and Edge

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[Sunrazor]

I'd tranquilize him, tie him up, stuff him in a van, bundle him on a plane, and fly to my super-secret tropical island hideout where the beaches are clean, the ocean is blue, the ferns are thick, the beds are huge, and there is no one for miles in every direction so there will be no one to hear him... uh.... "scream".

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